Pat Dailey - Go out drinking

^GYou should have seen me last night when I fel^Cl down laughing and I st^Gumbled down a flight of metal stairs ^{D G}I went crashing through the window at the VFW^C hall and tumb^Aled over a pile of metal chairs ^D7 Then I cus^Csed out my girlfriend, tried to feel up^G her mom ^CI wrecked my car and I think I b^Aruised my spine ^D7

Oh you, ough^Cta go with me, when I, go o^Gut drinkin ^{E A}I always have myself^D a real good ti^Gme

^GI got drunk a stole a boat out of the, E^Cdgewater Yacht club doing 90 m^Giles an hour right to the ba^Dy I ^Gsunk her out by Buckeye point and walk^Ced on into town ^ATore up someone's flowers on my way ^D7 Then I bar^Cged into the Crew's nest and I threw up on the ^Grug I ^Cslapped that hostess on her big behind ^{A D7}

Oh you, ough^Cta go with me, when I, go o^Gut drinkin ^{E A}I always have myself^D a real good ti^Gme

I talk d^Cirty to the waitress and I never ^Gleave a tip I ^Cleave her my roaches in the guacamole dip ^{A D7}

Oh you, ough^Cta go with me, when I, go o^Gut drinkin ^{E A}I always have myself^D a real good ti^Gme

Well I'm goin^Gg out tonight, I'm gonna, tie on ^Ca good one Does anyb^Gody here wanna go out drinkin with me!? ^D I'll ^Gtake you to this biker bar where we can kick s^Come ass And a gay^A bar where we'll get our drinks for free ^D7 We'll do sho^Coters of tequila and a case of beer ^Gapiece We'll wa^Csh it down with a gallon of cheap Erie Island wine ^{A D7}

Oh you, ough^Cta go with me, when I, go o^Gut drinkin ^{E A}I always have myself^D a real good ti^Gme

^CI’m gonna shout out loud and moon the crowed and dance on all the bars ^G Then go ^Cout in the parking lot and piss on people's cars ^{A D7}

Oh you, ough^Cta go with me, when I, go o^Gut drinkin ^{E A}I always have myself^D a real good ti^Gme Gimme that wine I'm feelin so fine