Parry Gripp - Hailing taquitos

^Em (^CWhat is that up in the sky?) ^{G D} (Owww!)

^EmHailing taquitos It’s ^Chailing taquitos ^GAt the park, over the yard ^DPut on your bike helmet ’cause they’re coming down hard ^EmHailing taquitos It’s ^Chailing taquitos ^GGuacamole, sour cream ^DIs it nightmare or is it a

^Emdream? (Is it a dream?) They’re ^Ccrunchy and they’re ^Gfried (so fried) And they’re ^Dfalling from the sky (from the ^Emsky) You ^Cmight want to stay in In^Gside (Lookout!) ^D(Owww, my eye!)

^Em(News flash! Important information) ^C(Taquito’s coming down all over nation) ^G(Portland, Denver, Austin, Poughkeepsie)

N.C.

(It’s a Taquito apocolypse-y)

^EmHailing taquitos It’s ^Chailing taquitos ^GRun for cover, don’t be slow There’s ^Dbeef, and chicken, and potato ^EmHailing taquitos It’s ^Chailing taquitos ^GCorn tortillas rolled up tight ^DComing down fast with no end in

^Emsight (no end in sight) They’re ^Cgreasy and they’re ^Ghot (so hot) They keep ^Dfalling from the sky (they keep on ^Emfalling) They’re kind of ^Cpointy so they hurt a ^GLot (Dude, watch out!) ^D(Oww, my other eye! Oh, why?!?!)

^{Em C} (What is ^Gthat?) (It’s the Tacobot Three ^DThousand!) (He’s shooting the ta^Emquitos with his taco ray^C) (And turning them into harmless ^Gtacos) (We’re saved!) (^DHooray!) (It’s a miracle)

^EmHailing taquitos It’s ^Chailing taquitos ^G(beef, chicken,) ^D(potato, cheese)

^EmHailing taquitos It’s ^Chailing taquitos ^G(beef, chicken,) ^D(potato, cheese)

^Em(Once again, thanks to the ^CTacobot 3000,) (hu^Gmanity was saved. Or ^Dwas it?) (

N.C.

Owww, my first eye again!) ^Em