Parokya Ni Edgar - Absorbing man

You can ^Dmbeat me up ^FCall me names St^Bbill my bike,^A go insane I don't ^Dmcare if you rear^Frange my face I don't ^Bbmind ^A You can ^Dmburn my toys and the ^Fbooks i read ^BbStill it won't^A matter to me Coz I'm ^Dmone big gump I will ^Fswallow it up And s^Bbmile, oh ye^Aah

Because^Bb I'^Cm the in^Dmcredible absorbing ^Cman And ^BbI'm^C gonna ^Dmdo the best I ^Ccan 'Til you ^Bbfinally unders^Atand

I'm ^Dmcal^Fm, I'm^Bb serene ^A Not a ^Dmword is getting ^Fthrough to me when you sc^Bbream ^A I'm a^Dm sp^Fonge, i soak it ^Bbup ^A All the ^Dmcrap you put me t^Fhrough Won't make me^Bb give up ^A

^BbI will never f^Calter ^DmI will never ^Cquit ^BbYou'll never find ^Canother ^DmTo Put up with your ^Cshit (Repeat 4x)