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Homo Christmas – Pansy Division Tabbed by webinquiry@Yahoo.com Intro: G C Am D (x4) (verse 1)
GYou'll probably get sweaters AmUnderweCar and soDcks
GBut what you'd reCally like for Christmas AmIs a nice hard Ccock D
GYou deserve a cute boy C AmWho's horny and Cqueer D
GTo make the most outC of ChristmasAm cheer C D
(chorus)
GI wanna be yCour Christmas Ampresent D GI wanna be yCour Christmas Amqueer D
GI wanna be yCour Cristmas pAmresent D CHave a homo Christmas Dthis year G
(verse 2, same chords as verse 1) Don't be miserable Like Morrissey Let me do you Underneath the Christmas tree We'll push the packages Out of the way And after you've unwrapped me Naked on the floor we'll play (chorus) (verse 3, same chords) Your family Won't give you encouragement But let me give you Sexual nourishment Licking nipples Licking nuts Putting candy canes Up each other's butts (chorus x2, end on G)