Pansy Division - Bill and teds homosexual adventure

^ETwo California valley boys ^EThe very best of friends ^{A E}They used to go on dates with girls ^EBut now they don't pretend ^{A A}After trying ^Eto deny it ^AThey went a^Ehead and tried it ^ACouldn't believe how excellent it felt ^B

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It's no bogus ^Ejourney It's their hearts' true ^Ayearning ^AIt's time for ^EBill & Ted's ^AHomosexua^Bl adventure to begin^{E E E E A}

^EIn the garage ^EThey're practicing their ^Aguitar solos ^EBut in the bedroom ^EThey're practicing on ^Aone another ^ASchool was ^Esuch a pain ^AWhat a way to ^Ewaste your brain ^A'Cause you know what's ^Eon their minds ^AHey dude, ^B69!

^AThey might seem ^Ekind of dumb ^ABut they're not ^Erubes ^AThey got each other ^Eby the pubes ^ASqueezing on one ^Eanother's tubes ^AOne's dark, ^Eone is blond ^ADay and night they ^Eget it on ^AThey got condoms ^Ein their pockets ^APlug into each ^Bother's sockets

^EThey learned from Socrates ^EAnd other ancient Greeks ^{A E}The art of homo love ^EAnd sexual techniques^{A A}They may not ^Ebe too bright ^ABut they know ^Ewhat they like ^AA love affair most ^Btriumphant

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It's no bogus ^Ejourney It's their hearts' true ^Ayearning ^AIt's time for ^EBill & Ted's ^AHomosexua^Bl adventure to beg^Ein^{E E E A}