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EmPlease, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman. EmFrom that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed. A5I'mAb5 G6wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it. Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and..D5. D#5
EmPlease, leave all overcoats, canes anD7d top hats with the doorman. G6 From that moment you'll be out oCmaj7f place and underdressed. I'm Amwrecking this evening already and B7loving every minute of it. Cmaj7Ruining this banquet for the D7mildly inspiring aD#7nd...
Em (N.C.) Am(add9) Am When you're in black slacks with accentuating, off-white, pin - stripes Am(add9) Am C B B/A B/G Em Whoa---------, everything goes according to plan.
Cmaj7I'm the new cancer, B7never looked better, Emyou can't staD7nd it. Because you G6say so under your breath. To your readingB7add11 lips, &B7quot;When did he get all confident?"
Cmaj7Haven't you hearB7d thatEm I'm the new D7/F#cancer? G6Never looked better, andB7 you can't stand it
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EmNext is a trip to the, the ladies room in vain, and AmI bet you just can't keep up with, (keep up) with these fashionistas, and G6 Tonight, tonight you are, you Amare a whispering campaign. F#7add11I bet to them your name is "CheB7ap", I bet toB them you look like shit
FmTalk to the mirror, oh,D7 choke back tears. And keep G6telling yourself that "I'm a diva!" Am Oh and the smokes in thaB7t cigarette box on the Cmaj7table, they just so D7happen D#7to be laAmced wiBth Cmaj7nitroglyceBrin.
Cmaj7I'm the new cancer, B7never looked better, Emyou can't staD7nd it. Because you G6say so under your breath. To your readingB7add11 lips, &B7quot;When did he get all confident?"
Cmaj7Haven't you hearB7d thatEm I'm the new D7/F#cancer? G6 Never looked better, aB7nd you can't stand it
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EmHaven't you heaD7rd that I'G6m the new caCmaj7ncer? I've Amnever looked bettB7er, and yoEmu can't stand it
EmHaven't you heaD7rd that I'G6m the new caCmaj7ncer? I've Amnever looked bettB7er, and youCmaj7 can't stanD7d it
And I Emknow, and I know, it just doesnD7't feel like a night G6out with no one sizing youCmaj7 up. I've neverAm been so surreptitB7ious, so of course I'll be Emdistracted when I spike the punch.
And I Emknow, and I know, it just doesnD7't feel like a night G6out with no one sizing youCmaj7 up. I've neverAm been so surreptitB7ious, so of course I'll be Emdistracted when I spike the punch.
And I Emknow, and I know, it just doesnD7't feel like a night G6out with no one sizing youCmaj7 up. I've neverAm been so surreptiB7tious, so of course I'll be Emdistracted when I spike D5the Empunch.