Panic! At the Disco - The only difference between martyrdom and suicide is press coverage

^F#m Sit tight, I'm gonna ^Dneed you to keep time Come ^Eon just snap, snap, ^Dsnap your fingers for ^F#mme Good, good now we're ^Dmaking some progress Come ^Eon just tap, tap, ^Dtap your toes to the ^F#mbeat And I ^Dbelieve, ^Ethis may call for a ^Dproper introduction, and ^F#mwell Don't you ^Dsee, ^EI'm the narrator, and t^Dhis is just the pro^F#mlogue?

^ESwear to shake it up, if ^F#myou swear to listen Oh, we're ^Dstill so young, ^Adesperate for ^Eattention ^DI aim to ^Ebe your ^F#meyes, trophy boys, trophy wives. x2

Ap^F#mplause, applause, ^Dno wait, wait Dear ^Estudio audience, I've an an^Dnouncement to make: It ^F#mseems the artists these days are ^Dnot who you think, So we'll ^Epick back up on that on ^Danother page.

^F#m And I ^Dbelieve, ^Ethis may call for a ^Dproper introduction, and ^F#mwell, Don't you ^Dsee, ^EI'm the narrator and ^Dthis is just the ^F#mprologue?

^ESwear to shake it up, if ^F#myou swear to listen Oh, we're ^Dstill so young, ^Adesperate for ^Eattention ^DI aim to ^Ebe your ^F#meyes, trophy boys, trophy wives. x2

^F#mSwear to shake it up,^D you swear to listen, ^ASwear to shake it up,^E you swear to listen, ^F#mSwear to shake it up,^D you swear to listen, ^ASwear to shake it up,^E swear to shake it up!

^ESwear to shake it up, if ^F#myou swear to listen Oh, we're ^Dstill so young, ^Adesperate for ^Eattention ^DI aim to ^Ebe your ^F#meyes, trophy boys, trophy wives.

^ESwear to shake it up, if ^F#myou swear to listen Oh, we're ^Dstill so young, ^Adesperate for ^Eattention ^DI aim to ^Ebe your ^F#meyes...

^F#mLa dada, da ^Ddada da da da, F#m palm mute La da da da daaa, (uhuh uh) ^F#mLa dada, da ^Ddada da da da, ^F#mLa da da, da ^Ddada da ^F#mdaaaa...(let ring).