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[Verse 1]

^Am It's these subs^F#tandard motels ^Con the (l^Ealalalala^F) corner of ^Am4th and ^CFremont St^Ereet A^Amppealing o^F#nly because they're ^Djust that ^Eunappeling A^Fny practiced ca^Amtholic would cr^Eoss themselves u^F#pon entering ^Am The rooms h^F#ave a hint of ^Dasbestos and ^Emaybe j^Fust a da^Amsh of for^F#maldehyde ^E ^AmAnd the ha^F#bit of decomp^Dosing ^Eright before your ^Fvery (^Amlalalala)^E eyes.^F#

Along with the people in... [Chorus]

^Bmside^D what a^G wonderful ^F# caric^Bmature ^Dof i^Gntemacy ^F# in^Bmside,^D what a ^Gwonderful ^F# caric^Bmature o^Df i^Gntemacy^F#

[Bridge]

To^F#night tenants range from: a ^Bmlawyer and a virgin Access^F#orizing with a rosary tu^Dcked inside her l^F#ingerie She's g^F#etting a ^Bmjob at the f^F#irm come M^Bmonday The M^F#rs will s^Bmtay with the c^Eheating att^F#orney moonl^Bmighting as^Gide she r^Deally needs his m^Eoney Oh w^F#onderful car^Bmicature of ^Dintima^F#cy.

Yeah (Yeah) [Verse 2]

^F# And n^Dot to men^Etion the con^Gstable an^Bmd his^E proposi^Ftion f^Bmor that ^Bbminvirgin ^F#Yes the o^Dne the lawyer m^Eet with o^Gn strictly ^Bmbusines^Es as he said to th^F#e Mrs ^Bm Well only h^F#ours before af^Dter h^Ee had left^G she was f^Bmixing he^Er face in a^F# compact. T^Bmhere wa^F#s a te^Drrible cra^Esh (There was a terrible c^F#rash) ^Bm Between h^F#er and the bad^Dge she spilled her p^Eurse and her bag^G ^Am And ^Eheld a ^F#purse of a ^Ddifferent^F# kind.

[Chorus]

Along with the people in^Bmside ^D What a w^Gonderfu^F#l caric^Bmature of^D i^Gntimac^F#y Ins^Bmide ^D what a w^Gonderfu^F#l cari^Bmcature of^D i^Gntima^F#cy ^GM7There are no...

[Chrous #2]

^F#Rain^Bmdrops on ^Droses and ^Agirls in white^F# dresses. And^E sleeping with ^Droaches and ^F#taking best guesses At the^Bm shade of the^D sheets and ^F#before all the ^Estains And a few ^Dmore of your least favorite things ^F#Rain^Bmdrops on r^Doses and ^Agirls in white^F# dresses And^E sleeping with ^Droaches and ^F#taking best guesses At the^Bm shade of the ^Dsheets and be^F#fore all the ^Estains And a few ^Dmore of your least favorite th^GM7ings

[Bridge #2]

In^Bmside^D what a ^Gwonderf^F#ul car^Bmicature o^Df ^Gintim^F#acy In^Bmside^D what a ^Gwonderf^F#ul car^Bmicature o^Df ^Gintim^F#acy

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