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Tab indicates changes in key as the songs transition. Listen to the medley to get a further understanding of the general flow of the song. Tab created by Spencer Halse (a P!ATD fanatic, pianist, drummer and vocalist)
[The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage] - Key of F#m [Verse 1] F#mSit tight, I'm going to Dmaj7need you to keep time Come Eon, just snap, snap,Dmaj7 snap your fingers foF#mr me Good, good, now we're Dmaj7making some progress Come Eon, just tap, tap, Dmaj7tap your toes to the F#mbeat
[Pre-Chorus] (F#m) Dmaj7 E Dmaj7 F#m And I believe this may call for a proper introduction, and well
Don't youDmaj7 see? IE'm the narrator, and Dmaj7this is just the prologue [Chorus] ESwear to shake it up, if F#you swear to listen Oh, we're Dstill so young, Adesperate for aEttention F#I aim to Ebe yourF# eyes, trophy boys, trophEy wives
ESwear to shake it up, if F#you swear to listen Oh, we're Dstill so young, Adesperate for aEttention F#I aim to Ebe F#your Eeyes- [fades out]
[Camisado] - Key of Bm [Verse 1] BmThis is the scent of dead skin on a linoleum floor DThis is the scent of quarantine wings in a hospital G(It's not so pleasant and it's not so conventional) EmIt sure as hell ain't normal but Awe deal, we deal BmThe anesthetic never set in and I'm wondering where DThe apathy and urgency is that I thought I phoned in G(It's not so pleasant and it's not so conventional) EmAnd it sure as hell ain't normal but Awe deal, we deal
[Bridge]
DYou're a regular decorated emergency DYou're a regular decorated emergency [high note]
[Chorus]
GCan't take the kid from the fAight, take the fight from the Bmkid BmSit back, relax, sit back, relapse again GCan't take the kid from the fAight, take the fight from the Bmkid BmJust sit back, just sit back
[Bridge]
SGit back, F#msit back, relax, relapse EmSit back, sit bacDk, ba ba ba Gda oh- You can't take theA kid out of the BmfightBm/D...
[Outro]
BmThe I.V. andD your hospital bed GThis was no accident This was a Emtherapeutic chain of evAents
[But It's Better If You Do] - Key of [Am} [Verse 1]
Now I'm Amof consenting age To be Gforgetting you in a Fcabaret somewAmhere
Downtown where a burlesque queen
May Geven ask my Fname As she sAmheds her skin on stage I'm Gseated and sweating to a Fdance song On the club's P.AAm The strip joint veteran sits two awGay Smirking between digniFfied sips of his dignified Dm Dm Em F x2 Peach and lime... daiquiri
[Chorus]
AmAnd isn't Cthis exactly Fwhere you'd like me? I'm exDmactly where you'd like me, you knoFw Praying for Emlove in a laG#dimp dance And pG#dimaying in naivety? AmOh, isn't tChis exactly Fwhere you'd like me? I'm exDmactly where you'd like me, you knoFw Praying for Emlove in a Dmlap dance - woahh..
[Interlude] Am F#m G F [Bridge](heavy swing drums)
But AmI'm afraid that I GWell, FI may have faked it And AmI wouldn't be caught Gdead D-dead, d-dead, d-Fdead in this place Well, AmI'm afraid that I GWell, that's right Well, FI may have faked it And AmI wouldn't be caught Gdead in this place
[The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage] - Key of [F#m} [Bridge]
F#m(Swear to shake it up, Dyou swear to Elisten F#mSwear to shake it up, Ayou swear to Elisten F#mSwear to shake it up, Dyou swear to Elisten F#mSwear to shake it up, Eswear to shake it up)
[Outro] F#m La-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da F#m La-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da F#m La-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da F#m La-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da F#m (ring out guitar)