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Tuning: E A D G B E
Heaven Is a Halfpipe - OPM
[Intro]
Eb Ab x2
[Chorus]
EbIf I Abdie before I Ebwake Ab
At Ebleast in Abheaven I can EbskateAb
'Cause Ebright now on Abearth I can't do Ebjack Ab
WithEbout the Abman up on my Ebback Ab
[Verse 1]
Now Ebheaven would be a AbDJ, EbSpinning dub all night Ablong
And EbHeaven would be just Abkickin' back, With EbJesus packing my Abbong
And Ebif you don't believe in AbJesus and EbMohammed or Buddha Abtoo
And Ebwhile the world is Abwarring, We'll just Ebsit back and laugh at Abyou
Singing
[Chorus]
EbIf I Abdie before I Ebwake Ab
At Ebleast in Abheaven I can EbskateAb
'Cause Ebright now on Abearth I can't do Ebjack Ab
WithEbout the Abman up on my Ebback Ab
[Verse 2]
Now when Ebmost people think of Abheaven, They Ebsee those pearly Abgates
But EbI looked a little Abcloser, And there's a Ebsign saying Do Not AbSkate
So Ebif you wanna come to my Abheaven, Well we're Eball gonna have a Abball
And Ebeveryone you know is Abwelcome, 'Cause we Ebgot no gates or Abwalls
Singing
[Chorus 2]
EbIf I Abdie before I Ebwake Ab
At Ebleast in Abheaven I can EbskateAb
'Cause Ebright now on Abearth I can't do Ebshit Ab
WithEbout the Abman fucking with Ebit Ab
[Bridge]
And Ebthen I got Abto the gate
EbPulled out a list that I'd been Abcalling fate
I'm Ebsorry friend you Abcan't come in
You Ebgotta a list here that Abdoesn't end
EbYou're mad 'cause AbI smoke dope
You Ebteaching any classes in Abhow to cope
I'll Ebfind a place to Abrest my head
I'd Ebrather be alone now Abthat I'm dead
Like EbChristian Hossoi way Abback in 87'
We'll be Ebbusting Christ air's unAbtil we get to Heaven
You Ebthink I really care that I Abmissed Biology
EbGot my education in Abstale fishology
With Eball your rules you Abgots to chill
I'm Ebgonna twist out like AbMike McGill
I'm Ebgonna twist out cause I Abgot the skills
I'm Ebgonna twist out cause I Abgot the skills,
Ebgot the skills, Abgot the skills
EbHeaven is a halfpipeAb
[Chorus]
EbIf I Abdie before I Ebwake Ab
At Ebleast in Abheaven I can EbskateAb
'Cause Ebright now on Abearth I can't do Ebjack Ab
WithEbout the Abman up on my Ebback Ab
[Chorus 2]
EbIf I Abdie before I Ebwake Ab
At Ebleast in Abheaven I can EbskateAb
'Cause Ebright now on Abearth I can't do Ebshit Ab
WithEbout the Abman fucking with Ebit Ab
[Chorus]
EbIf I Abdie before I Ebwake Ab
At Ebleast in Abheaven I can EbskateAb
'Cause Ebright now on Abearth I can't do Ebjack Ab
WithEbout the Abman up on my Ebback Ab
[Chorus 2]
EbIf I Abdie before I Ebwake Ab
At Ebleast in Abheaven I can EbskateAb
'Cause Ebright now on Abearth I can't do Ebshit Ab
WithEbout the Abman fucking with Ebit Ab
[Chorus 2]
EbIf I Abdie before I Ebwake Ab
At Ebleast in Abheaven I can EbskateAb
'Cause Ebright now on Abearth I can't do Ebshit Ab
WithEbout the Abman fucking with Ebit Ab