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Heaven Is a Halfpipe - OPM [Intro] Eb Ab x2 [Chorus]
EbIf I Abdie before I Ebwake Ab At Ebleast in Abheaven I can EbskateAb 'Cause Ebright now on Abearth I can't do Ebjack Ab WithEbout the Abman up on my Ebback Ab
[Verse 1]
Now Ebheaven would be a AbDJ, EbSpinning dub all night Ablong And EbHeaven would be just Abkickin' back, With EbJesus packing my Abbong And Ebif you don't believe in AbJesus and EbMohammed or Buddha Abtoo And Ebwhile the world is Abwarring, We'll just Ebsit back and laugh at Abyou Singing
[Chorus]
EbIf I Abdie before I Ebwake Ab At Ebleast in Abheaven I can EbskateAb 'Cause Ebright now on Abearth I can't do Ebjack Ab WithEbout the Abman up on my Ebback Ab
[Verse 2]
Now when Ebmost people think of Abheaven, They Ebsee those pearly Abgates But EbI looked a little Abcloser, And there's a Ebsign saying Do Not AbSkate So Ebif you wanna come to my Abheaven, Well we're Eball gonna have a Abball And Ebeveryone you know is Abwelcome, 'Cause we Ebgot no gates or Abwalls Singing
[Chorus 2]
EbIf I Abdie before I Ebwake Ab At Ebleast in Abheaven I can EbskateAb 'Cause Ebright now on Abearth I can't do Ebshit Ab WithEbout the Abman fucking with Ebit Ab
[Bridge]
And Ebthen I got Abto the gate EbPulled out a list that I'd been Abcalling fate I'm Ebsorry friend you Abcan't come in You Ebgotta a list here that Abdoesn't end EbYou're mad 'cause AbI smoke dope You Ebteaching any classes in Abhow to cope I'll Ebfind a place to Abrest my head I'd Ebrather be alone now Abthat I'm dead Like EbChristian Hossoi way Abback in 87' We'll be Ebbusting Christ air's unAbtil we get to Heaven You Ebthink I really care that I Abmissed Biology EbGot my education in Abstale fishology With Eball your rules you Abgots to chill I'm Ebgonna twist out like AbMike McGill I'm Ebgonna twist out cause I Abgot the skills I'm Ebgonna twist out cause I Abgot the skills, Ebgot the skills, Abgot the skills EbHeaven is a halfpipeAb
[Chorus]
EbIf I Abdie before I Ebwake Ab At Ebleast in Abheaven I can EbskateAb 'Cause Ebright now on Abearth I can't do Ebjack Ab WithEbout the Abman up on my Ebback Ab
[Chorus 2]
EbIf I Abdie before I Ebwake Ab At Ebleast in Abheaven I can EbskateAb 'Cause Ebright now on Abearth I can't do Ebshit Ab WithEbout the Abman fucking with Ebit Ab
[Chorus]
EbIf I Abdie before I Ebwake Ab At Ebleast in Abheaven I can EbskateAb 'Cause Ebright now on Abearth I can't do Ebjack Ab WithEbout the Abman up on my Ebback Ab
[Chorus 2]
EbIf I Abdie before I Ebwake Ab At Ebleast in Abheaven I can EbskateAb 'Cause Ebright now on Abearth I can't do Ebshit Ab WithEbout the Abman fucking with Ebit Ab
[Chorus 2]
EbIf I Abdie before I Ebwake Ab At Ebleast in Abheaven I can EbskateAb 'Cause Ebright now on Abearth I can't do Ebshit Ab WithEbout the Abman fucking with Ebit Ab