Ollie MN - A song for embittered cat owners

^Dm it wasn't supposed ^Fto be this way ^{Bb G Dm F}i thought we'd frolic, laugh a^Amnd play ^Bbno ^{Dm Dm}why do you stalk me^F like i'm prey? ^{G Dm}i treat you well^F your food's gourme^Bbt ^{G Dm}

^Dmi thought i had the su^Fperior brain i t^Bbhought i was king t^Gop of the food chain

and o^Dmut of fear of be^Fing alone i brought some chaos i^Gnto my home and n^Dmow oh god i m^Fiss the silence i'm a h^Bbopeless slave to a fu^Grry tyrant

i dr^Dmeam of fleeing in the n^Bbight but i'm on my k^Dmnees cleaning ^Gup your shite ^{Dm Bb G}before you i was n^Dmot an early r^Fiser ^Bb i wish it was l^Gegal to feed you some fo^Dmrm of tranquill^Fiser why do i en^Bbdure all this p^Gain just to e^Dmarn your disda^Fin? you're dri^Bbving me insane^G but i l^Dmove you all the s^Amame