Alright, so these guys like to vary somewhat with capos and downtuning, so I encourage to transpose some of the weirder keys. Everything here is the actual note being played with no capo. Pretty simple in terms of chords Let me know if I screwed up, I might have screwed some manual transposing or just screwed up in general. Have fun! Longer Than You've Been Alive C

^CWeâve been doing this longer than youâve been alive ^CPropelled by some mysterious drive And they ^Fstill let me do it as weird as that seems And I ^Cdo most nights and then again in my dreams ^GInfinite hallways and giant hotels ^FDressing room looks about as good as it smells C

^CBottles of whiskey bottles of beer There's a bottle of medicine somewhere round here ^FWe've been in nightclubs and we've in bars ^CHonky tonks and theaters from Memphis to Mars ^GMost of our shows were a triumph of rock Although ^Fsome nights I might have been checking the clock C

^CI'm only human though I'm super at times I've jumped off of risers I should not have climbed ^FRock jumps won't kill you till one of them does Well they'll ^Csay he died doing what he loves ^GWe got our share of loving in the past Although ^Fwe were all looking for someone who'd last C

^CWell it must be hard to get partnered with me Some narcissism some OCD But ^Flove that comes easy's a fake or a fluke ^CLove is a marathon sometimes you puke ^GSpeaking of which there has been alcohol ^FOceans and oceans but that isn't all ^GMountains of weed a hand full of pills ^FNone of the hard stuff that shit kills We've been ^Gdoing it longer than you've been alive ^F20 good years and about 25 C

^FRock and roll's been very very good to ^Cme The ^Gopen road's the ^Fonly place I wanna be^C ^FRock and roll's been very very good to ^Cme The ^Gopen road's the ^Fonly place I wanna be^C C

^CNow I'm not crazy bout songs that get self referential And most of this stuff should be kept confidential Oh but ^Fwho even gives half a fuck any more Well you ^Cshould know the truth it's both a blast and a bore ^GRock stars were once such mythical creatures ^FUp there with presidents, playmates, and preachers C

^COh well now you just do it cause it's what you do They throw underwear instead of money at you And ^FI've made a living out of shaking my ass And if you ^Coffered an office I'd have to pass But our ^Gjobs are all jobs and sometimes they suck I ^Flove what I do and I've had pretty good luck C

^CAll the fans are all clapping screaming and squealing And I won't lie to you that's a pretty sweet feeling And ^FI might butt heads with the guys in my band But I ^Cnever once went to work for the man The ^Gmen and the women like you him and her We're ^Fsharing this night that will soon be a blur We've been ^Gdoing this longer than you've been alive ^FGet on the buss ^FAnd tell the driver to driiiiiiiii^Cve

^FRock and roll's been very very good to ^Cme The ^Gopen road's the ^Fonly place I wanna be^C ^FRock and roll's been very very good to ^Cme The ^Gopen road's the ^Fonly place I wanna be^C ^FRock and roll's been very very good to ^Cme The ^Gopen road's the ^Fonly place I wanna be^C I said the ^Gopen road's the ^Fonly place I wanna be ^C

^CYeeaaaahhh!!!! Jam out on C

Give It Time Into: G D C x3 Am C

^GWhen I ^Dsaw you for the ^Cfirst time ^GI thought I ^Dmight be ^Csick ^GThat combi^Dnation of ^Cjoy and compulsion And ^Amyou were the reason for ^Cit ^GAnd in the ^Dblink of an ^Ceyelid ^GYou were ^Din my ^Cride ^GI was w^Dasted thought you ^Claughed when I kissed you Though I ^Amguess it makes sense that you ^Ccried

Give it ^Gti^Dme^C Give it ^Gti^Dme^C Give it ^Emtim^De ^C ^C It will break you

G D C x2

^GUp from our ^Dhouse I heard ^Cvoices ^GSo ^Dfar a^Cway ^GThere's no ^Ddifference be^Ctween ropes and roses But ^Amyou got nothing good to ^Csay

^GAnd in the ^Dblink of an ^Ceyelid ^GYou be^Dcome someone ^Celse ^GI try to ^Dfind you but ^Cyou are on an island And I g^Amuess I got to tell myself ^C

Give it ^Gti^Dme^C Give it ^Gti^Dme^C Give it ^Emtim^De ^C ^C It will break you

Break: G D C x3 Am C Em D Em D

^GWhen I ^Dsaw you for the ^Clast time ^GI sweat right^D through my ^Cshirt ^GI'm no pro^Dfessional hea^Crtbreak's just a past time But ^Amthat don't mean it don't ^Churt

Give it ^Gti^Dme^C Give it ^Gti^Dme^C Give it ^Emtim^De ^C ^C It will break Give it ^Gti^Dme^C Give it ^Gti^Dme^C Give it ^Emtim^De ^C ^C It will break you

^G ^D ^C It will break you ^G ^D ^C It will break you ^G ^D ^C It will break you Am C G

Let's Get Drunk and Get It On G

^GYour eyes are the color as seen from ^Couterspace Got a ^Amgorgeous though ^Cit's a little odd^G ^GTell me that you like the songs that tell the ^Cstory of ^AmReal love^C the kind that's ^Gflawed

^DLet's drink ^Cwhiskey and do it ^Gall ^Dnight ^Clong ^DLet's get ^Cdrunk and get it on ^G

^GTake you to a cheap hotel out on the ^Cinterstate Well you ^Amlook so great^C to me ^G ^GThis is the perfect place for a ^Crendezvous It's got a ^Amrotten view^C but the ice is free

^DLet's drink ^Cwhiskey and do it ^Gall ^Dnight ^Clong ^DLet's get ^Cdrunk and get it on ^G

Oh yeah! Break: G C Am C G x2

^GLay out a blanket beneath the ^Cwater tower Watch the ^Ammeteor shower ^Cheaven on display^G ^GWe got right here right now ^Clucky us It's ^Amwondrous^C what a perfect ^Gday

^DDrink cham^Cpagne and make love ^Gall ^Dnight ^Clong ^DLet's get ^Cdrunk and get it on ^G ^DLet's drink ^Cwhiskey and do it a^Gll ^Dnight ^Clong ^DLet's get ^Cdrunk and get it on ^G ^DLet's get ^Cdrunk and get it on ^G ^DLet's get ^Cdrunk and get it on ^G

G Woohoo! This is the Ballad Intro: G D C G x2

^GThis is the ballad drinking rye whiskey And ^Csleeping till 2 on a warm afternoon ^GTelling your journal how badly you miss me And ^Dyou can't believe I'll be ^Ccoming so ^Gsoon ^GThis is the ballad of anticipation ^CWaiting and waiting and waiting and then ^GFinally getting the one you've been wanting And ^Dguess what, it's time to start ^Cwaiting ag^Gain

^DThis is the ballad we ^Call must sing While we ^Gwait to find ^Dout what to^Cmorrow will ^Gbring G D C G

^GThis is the ballad of long conversations ^CHeavy with silence and shuddering breath ^GYour self-destruct in your voice all shaken ^DMy reservations are ^Call I have ^Gleft ^GThis is the ballad of trying to grow flowers So ^Clife will seem like it has meaning and stuff ^GFinding out all of those beautiful flowers Will ^Dnever be anywhere ^Cclose to e^Gnough

^DThis is the ballad we ^Call must sing While we ^Gwait to find ^Dout what to^Cmorrow will ^Gbring ^GWait to find ^Dout what to^Cmorrow will ^Gbring

Break: G C G D C G

^GThis is the ballad of drinking rye whiskey Dis^Ctilled in a barn that burned down around it ^GFind myself saying what I should be thinking Your ^Dfigure is flawless I'm ^Cso glad I ^Gfound it

^DThis is the ballad we ^Call must sing While we ^Gwait to find ^Dout what to^Cmorrow will ^Gbring ^GWait to find ^Dout what to^Cmorrow will ^Gbring I can't ^Gwait to find ^Dout what to^Cmorrow will ^Gbring!

G D C G x4 Wheels Off G Bm Em C G Bm Em C G Bm Em C G

^GI've been a ^Bmparty to a ^Emnumber of ^Dthings ^Gof which Iâ^Bmm^Em not proud but ^DIâll sing ^Gevery ^Bmday^Em for pay^C I^Bmâm ^Dtravelinâ ^GI got a ^Bmstory âbo^Emut a gi^Drl I dig ^Gbig ^Bmheart but she ^Emainât ^Dthat big ^Gsheâ^Bms a^Em doll th^Cat?^Bm?s all I^Dâm unravelinâ ^GI try to ^Bmmake her the ^Emhappi^Dest ^Gall I ever ^Bmmade bef^Emore was a ^Dmess ^Gwe ^Bmdrank all the^Em way to the^C bank ^Bmand then we drank ^Dagain

^Gthatâs^Bm when it^Em got wh^Ceels off ^Gstarted ^Bmup and we ^Emainât g^Conna stop ^GI said I ^Bmlike you ^Emlike it or ^Cnot ^Cthatâs when it got wh^Geels off G Bm Em D G Bm Em D

^GI took her ^Bmback and I ^Emcarried her ^Din ^Gwe kissed ^Bmonce and we ^Emdid it ag^Dain ^Gsheâs a b^Bmrig^Emht bea^Cm of ^Bmlight no sleep^D for me ^Gwe went ^Bmdrinking at the ^EmRoose^Dvelt ^Gwe took ^Bmsomething and we s^Emtarted to ^Dmelt ^Gthis is ^Bmlove and itâ?^Em?s blowi^Cn?^Bm? up ^Dexponentially

^Gthatâs^Bm when it^Em got wh^Ceels off ^Gstarted ^Bmup and we ^Emainât g^Conna stop ^GShe ^Bmmade me f^Emeel like a ^CGod ^Cthatâs when it got wh^Geels off

Break: G Bm Em C G Bm Em C G Bm Em C G G Bm Em C G Bm Em C G Bm Em C G

^Ggot a ^Bmstory about a ^Emgirl I ^Ddig ^Gbig ^Bmheart but she ^Emainât ^Dthat big ^Gnow sheâ?^Bm?s ^Emmine most of^C the time ^Bmthatâs good enoug^Dh for me

^Emthatâs when it got wh^Ceels off ^Emstarted up and we ainât g^Conna stop ^GI said I ^Bmlike you ^Emlike it or ^Cnot ^Cthatâs when it got wh^Geels off ^Emthatâs when it got wh^Ceels off ^Emstarted up and we ainât g^Conna stop ^Gpour me some ^BmJameson ^Emgive me some ^Crocks ^Cthatâs when it got wh^Geels off ^Cthat's when it got wheels ^Goff

G Bm Em C G Bm Em C G Bm Em C G Nashville F

well I ^Fmarried Caroline back in ^BbMay of â^F99 it was ^Bbfucked up at the ^Ftime but I ^Cfigured weâd ^Bbkeep tryinâ her ^Fbrother and her dad ^Bbthey were spitting ^Fmad when I ^Bbpacked up what I h^Fad and took off ^Crunninâ it^Bb was bad it was ^Fmean I didnât care and ^Bbitâs go^Ftten me nowhere so Iâ?^C?m trying to be a better^F man

F Bb F Bb F C F

I turned ^Fleft turns into right I turned ^Bbsunshine into ^Fnight I got my ^Bbass kicked every f^Fight no I ^Ccouldnât ge^Bbt it right I built ^Fcastles out of sand I ^Bbdidnât ^Funderstand why ^Bbeverything I ^Fplanned ran like ^Cwhiskey off my ^Bbhand and my ^Fhands were never clean things I ^Bbwished Iâd n^Fever seen Iâ^Bbd do anythin^Fg to wake up from ^Cthis motherfuc^Bbkinâ dream

Break: F Bb F Bb F C F F Bb F Bb F C F

and thereâ?^Bb?s a universe thatâs floati^Fng out in space and I ^Bblook up there and I canât fi^Fnd my face and Iâ?^Bb?m seeinâ my refle^Gmction backstage ^Cwritinâ down the same old words on the same old page

^Fwhoâd I got to blow to^Bb get in this fuc^Fkinâ show itâ?^Bb?s dark in the^Fre I know and I^C got nowhere els^Bbe to go but I ^Fneed a place to hide so Iâ^Bbll put awa^Fy my pride and come in^Bbside âcause^C Iâm^F tired of running ^Fwhoâd I got to blow to^Bb get in this fuc^Fkinâ show itâ?^Bb?s dark in the^Fre I know and I^C got nowhere els^Bbe to go but I ^Fneed a place to hide so Iâ^Bbll put awa^Fy my pride and come in^Bbside âcause^C Iâm^F tired of running come in^Bbside âcause ^CIâm^F tired of running come in^Bbside âcause^C Iâm^F tired of running

F Wasted C

Iâm g^Conna play my guitar âtil my fingers fall off ^Csing till my voice is gone ^Cthey might think Iâve wasted my life the^Fyâ^Gre wrong ^CIâm not down with the uptight world

never gonna be no square Iâll circle round the edge of the big black void

but ^FI donât wanna live d^Gown there Iâ?^F?m better off b^Geing wasted than w^Corking my whole life ^Bbthrough to^Fnight I wanna get w^Gasted with ^Cyou

^Creally itâs a pity that youâre so hung up missinâ all the mystery you might wanna make a little time with ^Fme ^G but you ^Cgotta get rid of that goddamn phone

drop it down a wishinâ well dance on the edge of the big black void

throw ^Frocks at the gates of ^Ghell Weâ^Fre better off b^Geing wasted than w^Corking our whole life ^Bbthrough to^Fnight I wanna get w^Gasted with ^Cyou

Break: Verse Chords C F G C F G F G C Bb F G C

Iâm ^Cgonna play my guitar âtil my fingers fall off ^Csing till my voice is gone ^Cthey might think Iâve wasted my life the^Fyâ^Gre wrong ^CIâm not down with the uptight world

never gonna be no square Iâll circle round the edge of the big black void

but ^FI donât wanna live d^Gown there Iâ?^F?m better off b^Geing wasted than w^Corking my whole life ^Bbthrough to^Fnight I wanna get w^Gasted with ^Bbyou^F ^Ftonight I wanna get ^Gwasted with ^Cyou

C Guadalajara Intro: C A F G A C A F G E

^Eshe said ^Dhey can I ^Eget a little help my bi^Dkini is ^Astuck in the back^E she had ^Esun-brown ^Dskin and a ^Elot of white teeth and I ^Dwatched her ^Amouth go slack ^E I didnâ?^D?t mean to^A say y^Ees I never even did I ^Djust started wh^Aen I go^Et to her ^CI was there on a ^Awork trip^D she was a ^Aholiday ^Egirl ^D ^A ^E

^EI woke ^Dup in the ^Emiddle of the night in a ^Dpile on the ^Afoot of the ^Ebed she was ^Efast a^Dsleep ^Ebreathinâ ^Dslow arms^A up over^E her head she was the ^Dchamp^Aion of the wo^Erld right then^D I was a ^Arunner up^E ^CI was there on some ^Abullshit work trip ^Dlook at ^Amy good ^Eluck^D look at ^Amy good ^Eluck

C A F G A C D A E

^Eshe woke ^Dup at the ^Ecrack of noon with a ^Dfaraway ^Alook in her ^Eeye ^Elying in a ^Dgreat big ^Epatch of sun^D looking like ^Ashe was gonna ^Ecry I donâ?^D?t need this kin^Ad of pressure I^Eâm a cynical man I got a ^Dlot of livinâ?^A? left ^Eto do ^CIâm just here f^Aor a work trip babe ^Dnot to ^Afall in love with ^Eyou ^DI donât w^Aanna fall in love ^Ewith you

C A F G A C A F G E

I ainâ?^E?t spoke^Dn f^Eor I never have been^D Iâm speak^Ainâ f^Eor myself just fine ^EI thought ^DI should ^Eget a little credit thought ^DI did the right ^Athing this ^Etime I ^Dlet her ^Ago I ^Ewatched her walk I made a ^Dmemory of ^Aher ^E ^CI donât wor^Ak no good no ^Dmore thinkinâ ^Aâbo^Eut the holiday girl ^Dthinkinâ â?^A?bout th^Ee holiday girl

C A F G A C A F G A C A F G A C A F G E

^Eshe said ^Dhey can I ^Eget a little help my ^Dbikini is ^Astuck in the back ^E The Disconnect

Eb Bb Fm Ab Fm Ab Bb

^Eborange ones ^Bbpick you up ^Fmblue ones get you ^Abdown oh the ^Fmglass is golden ^Abbrown my ^Bbmy ^Ebthese stairs will ^Bbbreak your fall thereâ?^Fm?s diamonds in^Ab the steel theyâre^Fm the only thing th^Abatâs^Bb real bye bye

^Ebmy friends ^Bbcall me up so ^Fmthey can call me ^About say youâ^Fmre always he^Abaded south^Bb why why ^Ebtruth is l^Bbife is short ^Fmtruthâs in shor^Abt supply thereâ?^Fm?s barely tim^Abe to cry^Bb bye bye

Break: (same as chorus) Eb Ab Eb Cm Eb Ab Eb Bb Eb Ab Bb Eb Cm Fm Cm Fm

^Bbfind your way back home or ^Bbstay here on your own and ^Bbspend your life alone

^Ebgreen ones ^Bbturn you off ^Fmwhite ones turn you ^Abon ^Fmalmost all night ^Ablong so ^Bbhigh ^Ebcome down ^Bbpay the price itâ?^Fm?s steeper ^Abeveryday are you ^Fmgone enough to ^Absay bye ^Bbbye are you ^Fmstrong enough to ^Absay bye ^Bbbye

^EbI am now con^Abnected to the ^Ebdisconnect ^Cm where the ^Ebreal world ^Abholds no ^Ebsway ^Bb ^EbIâve been gon^Abe as long as I^Bb can r^Ebecollect and the ^Cmreal world isnât that real an^Fmyway no the ^Cmreal world isnât that real any^Fmway oh the ^Fmreal world isnât that real any ^EbI am now ^Abconnected to the ^Ebdisconnect ^Ab (I am now connected to the disconnect) ^EbI am now ^Abconnected to the ^Ebdisconnect ^Ab (I am now connected to the disconnect) ^EbI am now ^Abconnected to the ^Ebdisconnect ^Ab (I am now connected to the disconnect) ^EbI am now ^Abconnected to the ^Ebdisconnect ^Ab ^Eb (I am now connected to the disconnect)

The Ex of All You See F# B F# C# F# B F# C# F#

^F#on my right hand itâ?^B?s plai^F#n to see the ^F#work Iâve done,^C# the mile^F#s on me but ^F#on my left, a ^Bwhite ringâ?^F#?s where a ^F#gold one ^C#used to ^F#be

and ^Boh ^F#yeah, sheâ^C#ll say^F# goodbye as ^Byou are ^F#now, so ^C#once was ^F#I as ^F#I am now, youâ^Bll su^F#rely be the ^F#ex of ^C#all you ^F#see

Now ^F#I have known a ^BRunaround ^F#Sue her ^F#hand was warm and ^C#mine to ^F#lose she ^F#took my day my ^Bnight my ^F#dawn then ^F#Runaround ^C#Sue was ^F#gone

and ^Boh ^F#yeah, sheâ^C#ll say^F# goodbye as ^Byou are ^F#now, so ^C#once was ^F#I as ^F#I am now, youâ^Bll su^F#rely be the ^F#ex of ^C#all you ^F#see

Break: F# B F# C# F# B F# C# F#

^F#in my voice youâ^Bve su^F#rely heard for ^F#all Iâve sai^C#d, I hav^F#e no words the ^F#happy man, his ^Brobe and ^F#crown the ^F#things that ^C#once were ?^F#?round

but a ^F#tough old bird you ^Bjust canâ?^F#?t kill a ^F#smilinâ man ^C#Iâ^F#ll be but still a ^F#small white circle ^Btells on ^F#me for ^F#those with ^C#eyes to ^F#see

and ^Boh ^F#yeah, sheâ^C#ll say^F# goodbye as ^Byou are ^F#now, so ^C#once was ^F#I as ^F#I am now, youâ^Bll su^F#rely be the ^F#ex of ^C#all you ^F#see

F# B F# C# F# B F# B (walk down to) G#m F# Intervention Dm

^Dmmy friend Richardâs in a bad bad way ^Dmwaking up beaten up every day ^Gmdrinking malt liquor smokinâ menthols ^Dmdigginâ a hole climbinâ the walls ^Ayeah we gotta figure out how to get his a^Cttention intervention ^Dm

^Dmmy friend Richardâs on a bad bad trip ^Dmcanât smile too good through a busted up lip ^Gmdonât smile too much no more no how ^Dmgot to get his shit together got to do it right now ^Fall his friends are feeling the ten^Csion intervention ^Dm

weâ^Gre only here â?^A?cause we care about you and we ^Dwant you to get ^Gwell youâ^Gre acting li^Ake a asshole and w^Deâre sick of it if ^Gyou canât tell ^Ftwenty-seven days on a dry va^Ccation intervention ^Dm

Break (same as chorus): G A D G G A D G F C Dm

^Dmyeah my friend Richard doesnât want to go ^Dmhe says fuck yâall hell no ^Amheâs mystified why weâre so lame ^Dmbut if he wakes up dead will he feel the same somebody ^Fkick him in the sack just to stop his bitch^Cing intervention ^Dm

intervention Jam out on Dm ! Most Messed Up E

^Estop squeezinâ my shoes quit killinâ my buzz why you wreckinâ?^A? my mood what are you^E the fuzz Iâm so^B far gone I canât ^Anever get found ^EI am the most messed up motherfucker in this town ^EI know itâs not fair I had a head start thereâs only so ^Amany words you can rhyme ^Ewith heart well I used âem^B all up yeah I wrote â?^A?em all down ^EI am the most messed up motherfucker in this town

E A E B A E

yeah I ^Bneed a little need a little need a little need a little^A sympathy yeah I ^Bneed a little need a little need a little need a little^A sympathy ^E

^EIâll prove it all night to the porcelain god OR the dark-eyed ^Agirl with the name I for^Egot but when I ^Bwake up there ainât nob^Aody around ^EI am the most messed up motherfucker in this town

E A E B A E

yeah I ^Bneed a little need a little need a little need a little^A sympathy yeah I ^Bneed a little need a little need a little need a little^A sympathy yeah I ^Bneed a little need a little need a little need a little^A sympathy ^E

^EI am the most messed up ^EI am the most messed up ^EI am the most messed up motherfucker in this town!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^E

Old 97s - Most messed up