Of Montreal - I felt like smashing my head through a clear glass window

All day long ^C#5 I felt like ^A5 Smash^C#5ing my head through a c^A5lear glass wi^G#5ndow But instead ^C#5 I went out ^A5 And smas^C#5hed up a phone booth ar^A5ound the co^G#5rner

^C#I never had the chance to ch^F#oose my own parents ^C#I never knew why I should ^G#be stuck with mine ^C#Mommy's always trying ^Bbnot to eat ^G#And Daddy's always smelling like he's pi^C#ckled in booze

^C#I never had the chance to ch^Foose my own name ^F#I never knew why I should ^D#be stuck with mine ^C#Mommy's always talking about f^Bbamily pride ^G#And Daddy's always hiding from ^C#his weekend bride

All day long ^C#5 I felt like ^A5 Smash^C#5ing my head through a c^A5lear glass wi^G#5ndow But instead ^C#5 I went out ^A5 And smas^C#5hed up a station wagon ^A5around the ^G#5corner

^C#I looked in the mirror a^F#nd told myself ^C#"At least I don't look like t^G#hem, at least" ^C#Mommy's like a filmstar in a di^Bbstorted mirror ^G#Daddy's like a guy who lost his st^C#omach in the war

^C#I went to shake hands with the Pre^Fsident in Miami ^F#I went to a rock show to see M^D#ick Jagger ^C#You'll never be^G#lieve it, the su^Bbmrprise of my l^F#ife ^D#They had paint on their faces just like my M^C#ommy

^C#Am I going crazy, or is it just you, D^G#addy? ^BbmAm I going nuts, or is it just you, Mo^F#mmy? ^C#Am I plain g^G#one, or is it j^Bbmust the w^F#orld? ^D#Daddy, I'd rather have you d^F#ead than c^C#razy

^BbmTrying to talk to them is like e^F#ating chicken dinner when you're a^G#ngry ^BbmTrying to get their love is like wat^F#ching ice cream melt when you're h^G#ungry ^BbmThey gave me a watch that's gua^G#ranteed not to break But my M^F#ommy and D^Bbmaddy broke ^G#up last f^C#all

^C#Am I going crazy, or is it just you, D^G#addy? ^BbmAm I going nuts, or is it just you, Mo^F#mmy? ^C#Am I plain ^G#gone, or is it j^Bbmust the w^F#orld? ^D#Mommy, I'd rather have you d^F#ead than c^C#razy

All day long ^C#5 I felt like ^A5 Smash^C#5ing my head through a c^A5lear glass wi^G#5ndow But instead ^C#5 I went out ^A5 And smas^C#5hed up a church ar^A5ound the co^G#5rner