Nofx - Whats the matter with the kids today

^AThere's something w^Crong with the k^Aids in my n^Ceighborhood ^AThey always li^Csten to M^Gom ^AThey disrega^Crd civ^Ail disobe^Cdience ^AThey'd rather d^Co what they sh^Gould They don't d^Frink or fu^Cck or fi^Gght They all stay h^Fome and r^Cead, expand their m^Ginds

^AThere's something wrong w^Cith the kids in my c^Aul-de-sa^Cc ^AThey're alw^Cays going to^G church ^AThey dress well and^C they're speaki^Ang articula^Cte ^AThey show ea^Cch other res^Gpect ^FThey're never late, don't s^Cmoke or break rul^Ges ^FThey all eat right, study hard^C and like school^G. ^AThere's s^Comething wr^Aong with ^Cthe kids^A in my nei^Cghborhood... ^G