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// Hey guys! This is my first tab, I hope you enjoy! Please note some of these chords aren't accurate because I can't recognize them in the song Feel free to leave a comment and let me know what the actual Chord is so I can correct it! //////////////////////////////////////////////////// Artist: NOFX Song: There's No "Too Soon" If Time Is Relative Part of the Song: Whole Song Album: There's No "Too Soon" If Time Is Relatve Based off this version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWDIxw7O6Uw Works best if played on an Electric Guitar [Intro] G [Verse]
GI don't feel like movin' Don't feel like talkin' I'm feelin' a Clittle Stephen Hawking today G C G GI barely feel like rollin'
There's no way I'm rockin'
I'm feelin' a lCittle Stephen Hawking, hey hey hey G C G [Chorus] When I Dsaw him on TV I Ethought he looked crazy Then my fCriend told me that he's jGust really lazy DSo lazy he could only write A EBrief History of TimeC He maybe smart but to me he's just a Dcreepy narcoleptic mime
G [Verse]
GI wanna be like Stephen So I'm gonna walk uneven CAnd havin' trouble breathin' Hey, hey, heyG C G
GI'm gonna live by gravitational law I'm gonna try to drink a cheeseburger through a straw And make my Chand look more like a lobster claw Hey, hey, heyG C G
[Chorus]
DBut bein' Stephen must be Ekind of a drag It lCooks like even his teeth are Gstartin' to sag I tDhought he had a tail he was Etryin' to wag But then I lCearned the tail was a tube 'Cause he's so lazy that he Dpoops in a colostomy bag
G [Bridge]
Oh SCtephen, oh C#mStephen GYou give me G/F#somethin' to Ebelieve in Don't wanna Ahear 'em, don't wanna Dsee 'em I think he Cmight have melted Din a wax muGseum
COh Stephen, oh C#mStephen Are you a Grobot posin' aG/F#s a human Ebein'? Oh AStephen, oh DStephen You Cgive us all a Dsuper creepy Gfeelin'