Tuning: E A D G B E

[Intro] Em G C G Em x4 [Verse 1]

^EmOne time weekly ^Crate ^G12 by 12 foot ^Droom ^EmStrapped down to the ^Cbed Now ^Gpump up the val^Dium

[Bridge 1]

^Em My ^Gmind is wide as^Emleep My ^Dconscience ^Ckeep a^Emwake The ^Gpromises I ^Emkeep Are ^Dnot the o^Cnes I ^Emmake

[Chorus]

I ^Amcount the caustic causes I ^Amlost count of reg^Grets A sur^Amplus of good intentions Don't pro^Amvide me with con^Gtent All ^CI want is just ^Ga little cont^Dent

[Break] Em G C G Em x2 Em G C G F#5 Em x2 [Verse 2]

^EmOne time monthly r^Cate ^GStill no breathing ^Droom ^EmPressure's building ^Cup So ^Gpump up the val^Dium

[Bridge 2]

^Em I ^Gchoose the beaten ^Empath I've ^Dbeen to w^Chere it ^Emleads Why ^GI keep coming ^Emback A ^Dmyster^Cy to ^Emme

[Chorus 2]

I ^Amfound what I've been seeking It's too ^Amlate for me to ^Gcare My ^Amaspiration's leaking From a ^Amhole I can't re^Gpair ^CMaybe I just d^Gon't want it rep^Daired

[Outro] Em G C G Em N.C.

Nofx - Pump up the valuum