Nofx - Oxy moronic

^AI've been called an OxyMoron Because I qu^Gestion which drugs our war's on Why are there m^Dore drug stores than liquor stores you can sc^Aore on ^AThe healers have become the harmers They're just ph^Garmaceutical farmers What we ^Dused to call dealers We now call d^Aoctors ^AI might be a CD C^Eynic Cause that cr^F#mack house is now a cl^Dinic It's time they ch^Aange the name of the ^Eoath to The hypocr^Ditic or the paras^Aitic

^AIt isn't Adderalltruistic By ^Goverprescribing ^D How can we fight them in a Sub^Aoxone ring I'll thr^Aow a Prozacuzation With a S^Gubketamining They'll say my f^Dears are Quaaludacris They should be Ativ^Aanishing

With ^Aevery Demerolterc^Eation They'll have a g^F#mood Xanaxplan^Dation You're just Ci^Aalistrated Cause we m^Eade your dick d^Deflated

It's OxyMor^Aonic It's OxyMor^Aonic

It should be d^Aoctors getting busted For their Kl^Gonopinions we trusted We're not the s^Dinners, they're the ones That served us the Vicod^Ainners I don't w^Aant to be an al^Earmist But in that h^F#marmacy there's a h^Darmacist And those scr^Aipts are making us P^Eaximple minded p^Dacifists

It's OxyMor^Aonic It's OxyMor^Gonic It's OxyMor^Donic It's OxyMor^Aonic

Don't think that ^F#mI AmBien crazy The medical ind^Dustrial complex Keeps us Vi^Aagravated and hard to come Because of P^Eercosex How c^F#man we Hydrocondone Their bl^Datant misconduct They don't c^Aare for patients They c^Dare about pushing pr^Eoduct

Are ^Ayou OxyMoronic For w^Ganting your daily chronic And making your m^Dom's house hydroponic You're OxyMor^Aonic

I've been c^Aalled an OxyMoron For getting my metaph^Gor on Lin^Doleum is a Flooron I'm an OxyM^Aoron

It's t^Aime to be alarmed We're not being h^Gealed, we're being harmed Our country's b^Deing factory farmed It's OxyMor^Aonic It's t^Aime to sound the alarma We can't p^Gut our faith in karma We got a c^Dommon enemy And they're called Big Ph^Aarma

And it's OxyMor^Aonic And it's OxyMor^Gonic It's all OxyMor^Donic It's all OxyMor^Aonic