Nofx - Im a transvest-lite
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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Chords]
B/G E/G#
E|-----|-----|
B|-----|-----|
G|--4--|-----|
D|--5--|--6--|
A|--2--|--7--|
E|-----|--4--|
[Intro]
Am G C B/G Am G
e|--------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------|
G|--------------------5--4--------|
D|--7-x-x-x--5-x-x-x--5--5--7--5--| (2x)
A|--7-x-x-x--5-x-x-x--3--2--7--5--|
E|--5-5-5-5--3-3-3-3--------5--3--|
[Verse 1]
AmI first heard Frank Fsay
He Amwanted to dress like Faye WGray
I Fwanted that Gtoo but E/G#what could I Amdo
In Fjunior high Cschool in LGA?
AmMy heart skipped in the Fscene
He said you Amgotta be it, not just Gdream
It Fwas a taGboo I knew I E/G#wouldn't purAmsue
I Fdidn't have the Cself-esGteem
[Chorus 1]
I Cgotta confess that I G/Blike to cross dress
And I've been Amdoing it since I was 1F3
It's Chard to tell bros that you G/Bwear women's clothes
Even Din the “open-minded” punk Gscene
You'd Fprobably get hurt in Gheels and a skirt
When you're Cin the middle G/Bof a circle Ampit G
So I'd Fonly wear panties under Gboxers to keep it all a Amsecret
Now I'm Ftelling everyone 'cause it's Gfun and I don't give a shit
[Instrumental]
Am G C B/G Am G
e|--------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------|
G|--------------------5--4--------|
D|--7-x-x-x--5-x-x-x--5--5--7--5--| (2x)
A|--7-x-x-x--5-x-x-x--3--2--7--5--|
E|--5-5-5-5--3-3-3-3--------5--3--|
[Verse 2]
AmForward 30 Fyears
I Amstill had the same Gfears
Then I Fsaw HeGdwig play at E/G#Bilgewater's Amgig
And I Ffelt the same Cenvy and Gtears
AmI decided right Fthere
AmI can't be bothered to Gcare
What Fother people Gthink, I'm gonna E/Gmdye my pubes Ampink
And Fthrow out all my CHanes underGwear
[Chorus 2]
I'm Cnot transgender, I'm a G/Blazy crossdresser
Who thinks Ammakeup is too much of an orFdeal
I Cpaint my toes and wear G/Bshiny tight clothes
Not for the Dlook, but how it makes me Gfeel
I don't Fneed things just right, I'm a Gtranvest-lite
I only Cshave to do the G/BTime Warp midnight AmSaturday G
I'm Fdone with self-pity, I don't Ghave to feel shitty
'Cause I E/G#wanna look pretty, so I Amgive it the old city College Ftry
Don't get me Gwrong, I still wanna be a Amguy
Who sometimes Flikes to dress like a Ggirl
(He sometimeE/G#s likes to wear diamonds and Ampearls)
Don't think I don't Fknow I'm not fooling Ganyone
(He's a cross between E/G#Adele and Charlie ChapAmlin)
You gotta know it's Fnot just girls G
who just wanna have Cfun!