Nofx - Creeping out sara

^AI was backstage at a festival in Germany ^Btalking to a cute fair skinned brunette ^DI asked her if she wanted to^E have a beer and if she liked ^Aour set ^AI noticed that her hair was longer in the back ^BI figure that's cuz she's Canadian ^DThat's why I was surprised whe^En she told me she was fully ^ALesbian

^E5I'm pretty sure that it was^B5 Sara ^D5Cause Johnny Sampson said she w^A5as the cooler ^D5one^A5

^AI told her I was a big fan of her band ^BShe asked me if I had a favorite song ^DI admitted that I'd never actually heard them, bu^Et I like ^Ak.d. lang

^AI told her this Jew knows about the Juno's ^BAnd how they got robbed three times in a row ^DAnd then I asked her if she knew of^E anyone who was selling ^Apills or blow

That's when I creeped out ^A5Sar^D5a ^E5 or maybe I just pissed h^A5er ^D5off^{E5 E5}When I asked her if her ^B5sister ^D5and her had ever had a threesom^A5e? ^{D5 A5} Where they both ganged up^A5 on^D5e g^E5irl ^E5, a forgy or a fivesom^A5e? ^{D5 E5 E5}Do they think strap-ons are ^B5groovy, and had they ever seen ^D5the movie ^D5Bound and did they like Jennifer Ti^A5lly^D5, ^{E5 E5}did they like Jennifer ^A5Til^D5ly?^E5

^DSara said she preferred ^AGina Gershon, Ange^Elina Jolie In the ^AGia movie that ^F#was on HBO And These Walls^Bm Could Talk made Tegan cry^E a lot After that^E I forgot what she said

That's the problem with Di^A5aze^D5pam^E5, ^E5so many things I don't r^A5eme^D5mbe^E5r ^E5But I've got a sinking f^B5eeling, it's not that I'm a ^D5clairvoyant But I think that I creeped out^A5 Sa^D5ra,^{E5 E5}I was creeping out on S^A5ara^{D5 E5 E5}I hope it wasn't ^A5Teg^D5an,^{E5 E5}cuz Matt Skiba said she is the ^A5cooler one^{D5 A5}