Nofx - Cool and unusual punishment

A^Absolute sh^Dibari, c^Eold noodles and ^Ahot sake The m^F#mistress bar in R^Bmoppongi is the pl^Dace ^{E A}For Japan^Dese hardcore, not the k^Eind you’re gonna find at the r^Aecord store ^F#mNot the kind des^Bmigned for the kind he^Earted

Do ^F#mnot pass go, do n^Dot get bail Go dir^Eectly to Os^Aaka Jail Where ^F#myou get locked or dr^Dunk under the ta^Eble

For j^Aust under ten th^Dousand yen You can v^Eisit hell and come b^Aack again F^F#mor the process o^Bmf hurting and h^Dealing ^E C^Aake and candle w^Dax dessert It's n^Eot fun 'til som^Aeone gets hurt W^F#mho's the next to g^Bmet hung from the c^Eeiling

So if you ^F#mwant rewards and ^Dconsequence They got the c^Eool and unusual p^Aunishments Get ^F#mon your knees for J^Dapanese instr^Euction R^F#mope and cig^Darette burns, forg^Eet about any he^Aalth concerns T^F#mhis is pure ass^Disted self-destr^Euction

K^Aanpai and b^Dottoms up, unh^Eelping hands hogt^Aie you up ^F#mOne bad deed sure^Bmly deserves an^Dother ^E B^F#mruised from bambo^Do caning C^Eoming home try ^Aexplaining t^F#mhis to your s^Bmignificant ^Eother Good fucking l^Auck…