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FAll the way froEm Palm Springs,F just out of detox. F E D E FShow him a warmE welcoFme, let's get some applause. F E D E
FGreetings all, helClo. Welcome to my show. A I'm sure you'll have fun waDtching me juggle A# 8 balls at one timeF, I'm no fucking mime. A I play practical jokeDs, this squirting flower. A# That wasn't flouCr that blew up your nose. F It's my special blenDd of Ex, Coke and K. A# You should be okay iGn several hours. F
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FHe's got oversiEzed shoes, and Fill fitting cloEthes. F E D E FThat is real blEood dripping frFom his fake red nose. F E D E
I'm Cokie the Clown. I will drag you down those 12 giant steps. I brought you all presents. Against good judgement, but being a good host. You all have been dosed, the kettle corns been laced. The punch has been lined you're having a great time, but you might not recall from the heminol in the lemonade, Cokie homemade... F E F F E D E F E F F E D E
FHe's the happieEst clown with tFhe biggest frown. F E D E FHe's Cokie the EClown