Nofx - California drought
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[Intro]
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[Verse]
I once hGeard a song about it never rains inC Southern California
I once sawD a band play at the Farm sober, I haEmdn’t had a drink
Like cleaGning gums or huggin’ bums
Or doin’ Csomething that you know’s good for ya
Those timDes are tedious and tenuous
And hopefully much shEmorter than a blink
[Verse]
CI’m so easy Gto deciphe, I Amcould rationaliEmze for life
But fCrom all the sDtrife I caused, I gotta go wiEmthout
TakingC codones is inDsane, I don’tG wanna kill I waEmnt more pain
So likCe the California Ddrought, I’m dryiGn’ out
[Verse]
I got thGe one job that it’s frowned upon if yCou’re not a user
The bandDs that are all sober are the ones playingEm the Warped and county fairs
I’ll go Gto a meeting and get calleCd a loser
Then I gDet invited to a party from a bro who woEmrks at Bayer
HCe’s got the shitG from 1910Am, bottled H thatEm’s genuine
IC just wanna see wDhat all the hype’s about
IC just gotta Dtry it once, buGt I say no cuzEm I got 3 months?
And like Cthe California drDought, I’m dryiGn’ out
G/ N.C. C/
My sponsor should be Ernie Ball or PBR not Pat from Petaluma
D/ Em/
The chips I want are kale, corn, potato, and for betting on a flush
G/ C/
But now I gotta listen to a 20 minute story that’s just a rumor
D/ Em
And I’m sorry but this nicotine and caffeine don’t gimme the same rush
[Outro]
I’m a jCest pilot in Gjux, to pAmositions in a cEmrux
I’m not Cin fashion I’m in Dflux, so they all dBoubt Em
C/ D/ G/ Em/
I just want some cocaine but it’s making me insane
C/ D/ N.C.
I think I may have broken my brain so I’m dryin’ out