Nofx - Ballad of me and my friends

^G#mEverybody's got themselves a pl^Ean And ^Beverybody thinks they'll be the m^F#an, including the girls The mu^G#msicians who lack the friends to form a b^Eand are singer-songwriters The r^Best of us are DJ's or ^F# official club photographers

And to^G#mnight I'm playin' another Nambucca sh^Eow So I'm g^Boing through my phonebook, texting ^F#everyone I know And quite a ^G#mfew I don't whose numbers found their w^Eay into my phone But they m^Bight come along anyway, you n^Eever really know

And n^Bone of this is g^F#oing anyw^G#mhere And pretty s^Eoon we'll all be ^F#old And n^Bo one left al^F#ive will really ^G#mcare About our gl^Eory days when we sold our souls

But if it's ^F#all about the destination Then t^G#make a fucking fl^Eight We’re go^F#ing nowhere slowly, but s^G#meeing all the s^F#ights

We're d^Eefinitely going ^Bto hell^F# but we’ll have a^Bll the best st^F#ories to ^G#mtell ^F# Yeah we’re d^Eefinitely g^Boing to h^F#ell but we’ll have ^Ball the best st^F#ories to t^Bell

And I'm d^Befinitely g^F#oing to h^G#mell ^F# but we’ll have ^Ball the best st^F#ories to t^Bell