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nofx # arming the proletariat with potato guns. album # 2nd 7 inch of the month club (2005) The main guitar verse is the same during the whole song. I also tabbed El Hefe's trumpet lines for guitar. : # main verse #A E------------------------------------------------------| B------------------------------------------------------| G---7--9--------7--9-----(11)--7--9-----11-7--9--------| D---7--9--7--4--7--9--7--(11)--7--9--7--11-7--9--7-----| A---5--7--7--4--5--7--7--(9)---5--7--7--9--5--7--7-----| E---------5--2--------5--------------5-----------5-----| : # El Hefe trumpet E----------------------------------------------------------------| B--10-9------10-9---9--------11----10-9------10-9---9------------| G------11--11-----11-11-9---9--9-------11--11-----11-11-9--------| D--------12---------------9--------------12--------------11------| A----------------------------------------------------------------| E----------------------------------------------------------------| : # El Hefe trumpet2 E-------------------------------------------------------------------------| B--10-9------10-9---9--------11----10-9------10-9--9-10-12-12-10-10-10-10-| G------11--11-----11-11-9---9--9-------11--11-----------------------------| D--------12---------------9--------------12-------------------------------| A-------------------------------------------------------------------------| E-------------------------------------------------------------------------| : : [first joke] - Hey Hefe! - What? - What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians? - Uh... you? : # El Hefe trumpet3 E---9-10-10-10-9---------9-9-9----------------------------------------9---| B-12------------12--10-12-----12-10--9-10-12-12-12-10-9--9-10-10-10-12----| G------------------------------------------------------11-----------------| D-------------------------------------------------------------------------| A-------------------------------------------------------------------------| E-------------------------------------------------------------------------| : : [second joke] - Hey Fat Mike, what's a Jewish dilemma? - I don't know. - Free ham! : # El Hefe trumpet4 E---9-10-10-10-9---------9-9-9--------------------------------------------| B-12------------12--10-12-----12-10--9-10-12-12-12-10-9--9-10-10-10-10-10-| G------------------------------------------------------11-----------------| D-------------------------------------------------------------------------| A-------------------------------------------------------------------------| E-------------------------------------------------------------------------| : [third joke] - Hey Hefe, what do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? - What? - Cuatro Sink-o! - Ay!! : >> then play trumpet & trumpet2 : :[fourth joke] - Hey Melvin, you know why Hitler comitted suicide? - Why? - 'Cause he got the gas bill! : >> then play trumpet3 : :[fifth joke] - Woah guys, woah, that's not funny man, you crossed the line with that one. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my grandfather, he died in a concentration camp. - Oh, Smelly, that's terrible. I didn't know that- - How did he die? - He fell off the watchtower : >> then play trumpet3 & trumpet & trumpet2 : reminds me to flossing a dead horse, except the jokes ;) Tabbed by pumpkin@exception-fault.de 03.04.05.