NOFX - 13 Stitches from "The War On Errorism" Please bear in mind that this is my FIRST TAB EVER. I've only been playing for three months. I didn't actually tab this from scratch, I merely translated the power chords that Andrew (Guitarguyx182@aol.com) posted here on Ultimate-Guitar.com to open chords. I think I got them right, because it sounds right to me. Thanks, Tenacious C

^Gthe first time i saw ^Amthe descendents, ^Cthey were the fastest band i'd ever ^Gseen ^Gno one in the crowd really ^Amcared for them, we were ^Cwaiting for The Ally Cats to ^Gplay ^Dafter a couple months i heard K^Emabuki Girl, on^C Rodney On The Roq late sunday^G night that was ^Denough for me, i hopped the ^Embus to Licorice Pizza^C and baught my all time ^Dfavorite record

^Gthe next time i went to the ^Amwhiskey, it was ^CDOA with Millions of Dead ^GCops ^Gthe latter band played faster than i ^Amcould believe but the ^Csongs sounded the same and kinda ^Gsucked 'cept ^DJohn Wayne was a ^EmNazi, ^Cand Joey Shithead was a ^Ddrunk then ^DJohn Macias beat some ^Emhippie to a pulp, cuz ^Chaving long hair was a ^Dmistake

(TRUMPET SOLO)

^Gthe third time i went to the ^Amhospital, ^Ci needed 13 stitches in my ^Ghead ^Gi managed to catch about 6 ^Amsongs of Ill Repute, ^Cthen some suicidal threw me into a ^Gpost ^Dmy girlfriend started to cry ^Emcuz we had to leave ^Cbefore DRI played 50 lousy ^Dsongs ^Dmy blood stained shirt smelled of ^Emclove cigarettes but it ^Csure looked pretty cool after a ^Dwash

Nofx - 13 stitches