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[Intro] F# F5 (x4) [Verse]
F# Your life is F5shit,F# F5 F# Shit F5 F# F5 F# Your life is F5bogusF#, F5 F# Bull F5 F# F5 F# Your life is F5crime,F# F5 F# Crime F5 F# F5 F# Your life is F5hell,F# F5 F# Hell F5 F# F5
[Chorus]
F#5 E5I'm gonna B5die, C5start a new F#5union E5I'm gonna B5die, C5with my libiF#5do E5I'm gonna B5die, C5start a new F#union E5I'm gonna B5die, don't C5fuck with me
[Bridge] F# F5 (x2) [Verse]
F# Your life is F5shit,F# F5 F# ShitF5 F# F5 F# Your life is F5cleanF#, F5 F# Its cleanF5 F# F5 F# Your life is F5lame,F# It's F5not so F#funnyF5 F# F5 F# Your life is F5staleF#, F5 F# frailF5, F# frailF5
[Chorus]
F#5 E5I'm gonna B5die, C5start a new F#5union E5I'm going to B5hell C5on my F#5libido E5I'm gonna B5die, C5start a new F#5union E5I'm going tB5o hell C5on my F#5libido E5I'm gonna B5die, C5start a new F#5union E5I'm going B5to hell C5on my F#5libido E5I'm gonna B5die, C5start a new F#5union E5I'm gonna B5die, C5watch the pain!
[Bridge] F# F5 (x2) [Mid-section] F# F5 (x4) Play (x18) with spoken lyrics (below) Your life is shit I'm gonna open up myself a flea market I'm gonna open up myself a flea market And you're gonna wish that you did And retire on the profits First off, I'm gonna empty out all of my Mrs.Butterworth jars, And I'm gonna put 'em on a shelf With my 800 dollar a month tax free Century 21 shop And then I am going to put my Mrs.Butterworth syrup jars on the shelf Next to all the commemorative fast food chain glasses and cups I've accumulated over the past 62 years Then I'm going to get some plywood I'm going to get some plywood And cut them up into two by two feet squares Then I'm going to get some burlap And I'm going to cut them into two by two feet squares And then I'm going to put them onto the pieces of plywood And then I'm going to go to the beach I'm going to go to the beach And I'm gonna collect some shells and driftwood And then I'm going to take the shells and driftwood And glue them onto the plywood and burlap And sell 'em for lots of money People will be paying top dollar For my kids' new used new toys and clothing Then maybe someday I can get rid of that piss-stained mattress I've been sleeping on [Chorus]
F#5 E5I'm gonna B5die, C5start a new F#5union E5I'm going B5to hell C5on my libido F#5 E5I'm gonna B5die, C5start a new F#5union E5I'm gonna B5die C5on my libido F#5 E5I'm gonna Bdie, C5start a new F#5union E5I'm gonna B5die oC5n my F#5libido E5I'm gonna B5die, C5start a new F#5union E5I'm gonna B5die, C5watch the pain!
[Outro] F# F5 (x4) F#5