Ninja Sex Party - Why i cry

^N.C.Lady, I ^N.C.Have been told that you only date nice guys ^N.C.Well, if that's how you judge a lover's worth ^N.C.Your ass just hit paydirt ^N.C.I'm the most sensitive man on God's green earth Here's a ^F#rose bou^C#quet ^C#I also baked you some fresh ^F#crème brû^G#lée ^G#Now, mount this stallion and ^F#we ^C#shall ^G#ride While also ^Fmflying ^F#kites And make ^C#love inside a rainbow through the ^G#night

And after sex, I'll cr^F#y ^{G# C# F# F#}Cry^{G# C# C#}And also before sex, I'll cr^F#y ^{G# C# F# F#}Cry^{G# C#}

^F#Girl, you know how I feel about you ^F#It's like you're a fossil sample ^F#And I'm an impatient paleontologist ^F#Because I wanna date you badly

Watch a ^F#film with m^C#e ^C#I love boring romantic ^F#comed^G#ies ^G#Hop in my carriage, this is ^F#like ^C#your ^G#dream ^G#Any mo^Fmvie we ^F#see ^F#Can be a ^C#drive-in movie if we build up enough ^G#speed Now it's ^F#almost ^C#dawn ^C#I can communicate with ^F#newborn ^G#fawns ^G#Now they'll perform an ancient ^F#for^G#est ^C#dance That will melt ^Fmoff your ^F#pants ^F#Take my ^C#junk by the hand ^C#This is ro^G#mance

And during sex I'll cr^F#y ^{G# C# C#}Thinkin' a^F#bout sex makes me cr^F#y ^{G# C#}Even when I use a ^F#sextant I cr^F#y ^{G# C# F# F#}They measure angles ^F#Cry^{G# C#}

^F#Sorry, was that too sensitive for you? ^F#Don't worry about me, I'll be fine ^F#I'll just be over here thinking about a duckling riding on the back of a puppy ^F#Also, the duckling is wearing a tiny cowboy hat Slightly tilted^{F#M G A}