Tuning: E A D G B E

Note: You can use the transpose buttons on the left to drop these chords down to -1 semitone which gives you a much simpler set of chords. These are the chords in the original recording, though. [VERSE 1]

^N.C.Lady, I Have been told that you only ^Gbdate^Gb/Bb nice ^Abguys Well, if that's how you judge a ^Gblov^Gb/Bber's w^Aborth Your ass just ^Dbhit pay d^Gbirt I'm the ^Gbmost sensitive man on God's green ^Abearth

Here's a ^Gbrose bouq^Dbuet I also baked you some fresh ^Gbcreme^Gb/Bb brûlé^Abe Now mount this stallion and ^Gbwe ^Gb/Bbshall ^Abride While also ^Dbflying ^Gbkites And make ^Gblove inside a rainbow through the n^Abight

[CHORUS 1]

Then after sex I'll ^Gbcry^Ab ^Db ^Gb ^GbCry^Ab ^Db And also before sex I'll ^Gbcry^Ab ^Db ^Gb ^GbCry^Ab ^Db

[BRIDGE] Bbm Ab Ebm Gb Ab

^Bbm(Girl, ^Abyou kn^Gbow ^Bbmhow ^AbI feel about you. It's like you're a fossil sample, and I'm an impatient paleontologist…'cause I want to date you badly)

[VERSE 2]

Watch a ^Gbfilm with ^Dbme I love boring romantic ^Gbco_^Gb/Bbme____^Abdies Hop in my carriage, this is ^Gblike ^Gb/Bbyour ^Abdream Any ^Dbmovie we s^Gbee Can be a ^Gbdrive-in movie if we build up enough ^Abspeed

Now it's ^Gbalmost ^Dbdawn I can communicate with ^Gbnew^Gb/Bbborn ^Abfawns Now they'll perform an ancient ^Gbfor^Gb/Bbest ^Abdance That will melt ^Dboff your p^Gbants Take ^Gbmy junk by the hand, this is ro^Abmance!

[CHORUS 2]

And during sex I'll ^Gbcry^Ab___^Db_ (thinking ^Gbabout sex makes me) ^GbCry^Ab__(^DbEven when I use a sextant I) ^GbCry^Ab___^Db___^Gb (They measure angles) ^GbCry^Ab ^Db

Bbm Ab Ebm Gb Ab Bbm Ab Gb Bbm Ab Bbm Ab Ebm Gb Ab

^Bbm(Sorry, was that too sensitive for you? Don't worry about me, I'll be fine. I'll just be over here thinking about a duckling riding on the back of a puppy. Also the duckling is wearing a tiny cowboy hat -- slightly tilted.)

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