Ninja Sex Party - If we were gay

A ^Amnewborn deer runs^G through a field A ^Crainbow shines from ^Dheaven A ^Amchild's smile lights^G up the room ^C As Brian blows a dude ^F

A ^Amstar shoots in from^G outer space A ^Cpuppy licks its ^Dmother A ^Fray of sunlight^C through the trees ^G As Brian licks a sack ^E

^AmThere would be no^G sadness If ^Cwe were super ^Dgay Just ^Amunicorns and ^Gmagic If ^Cwe were super ^Fgay

^AmWe would all be fl^Gying On a ^Ctasteful pink d^Duvet But mostly ^FBrian ^C (Woah-oh, woah-o^Gh) ^E

^AmOh, oh, ^Gohhhh (Brian's gay^C) Oh oh ohhhh ^Doh oh ohhh oh o^Amhhh Here's a list of ^Gthings that^C Brian likes to suc^Fk

^AmDick, dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, ^Gdick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, ^Cdick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, ^DBALLS! ^AmDick, dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, ^Gdick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, ^Cdick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, ^FBalls! One! Two! Balls!

^AmYour dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, ^Gyour dick, my dick, your dick, my dick ^Cyour dick, your dick, your dick, your dick, ^Dballs! My balls and ^Amdick! Dick, dick, dick, dick ,dic^Gk, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, oh shit!