Ninja Sex Party - If we were gay

A ^Bbmnewborn deer runs ^G#through a field A ^Dbrainbow shines from h^Ebeaven A ^Bbmchild's smile lights ^G#up the room ^Db As Brian blows a dude ^F#

A ^Bbmstar shoots in from ^G#outer space A ^Dbpuppy licks its m^Ebother A ^F#ray of sunlight ^Dbthrough the trees ^G# As Brian licks a sack ^F

^BbmThere would be no ^G#sadness If ^Dbwe were super g^Ebay Just ^Bbmunicorns and m^G#agic If ^Dbwe were super g^F#ay

^BbmWe would all be fly^G#ing On a ^Dbtasteful pink du^Ebvet But mostly ^F#Brian ^Db (Woah-oh, woah-o^G#h) ^F

^BbmOh, oh, o^G#hhhh (Brian's gay) ^Db Oh oh ohhhh ^Eboh oh ohhh oh oh^Bbmhh Here's a list of ^G#things that ^DbBrian likes to s^F#uck

^BbmDick, dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, ^G#dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, ^Dbdick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, ^EbBALLS!

^BbmDick, dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, ^G#dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, ^Dbdick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, ^F#Balls! One! Two! Balls!

^BbmYour dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, ^G#your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick ^Dbyour dick, your dick, your dick, your dick, ^Ebballs! My balls and ^Bbmdick! Dick, dick, dick, dick ,dic^G#k, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, oh shit!