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Riff 1 (played during the | Bbm | Ab | parts) A|------------6----------3---| E|-6\-6-6-8-9----4--4--4---4-| Riff 2 (played during the | F | parts) A|-6/8-6------6/8-6-----| E|-------9-8--------9-8-| _____________________________________________________________________________________ [Intro]
BbmYo Ninja Brian, you see that highAb schooler over there getting pushed around? BbmThis looks like a job for thAbe Cool Patrol!
[Verse 1]
Hey KBbmid! (Yo!) You're getting pickAbed on in school The otherBbm boys! (Huh!)! They say you jAbust ain't cool Well that's Bbmbullshit! (Yeah!!) We're gonnAba teach you the rules TFhose motherfuckers ain't gonna bother you no more
We arBbme the bad boys (Oh!) from theAb tough side of town We aBbmre the Cool Patrol (Woo!) we'Abll turn your life around ThosBbme bullies (AW SHIT) their assAb is done for now We're gonnaF show you how! So fuckin' listen y'all! First…
[Chorus]
You put your Abhands in the air And you Ebjump off the ground And then you tBbmake that funky butt and you sDbhake it all around And lightly Abjog in place and then crank it Ebup to a prance This is the Bbmcool patrol dancDbe
[Verse 2]
Now put your Abhands in your pockets And take them Ebright back out Then spin Bbmaround in a circle and make an aDbnimal sound (moo) Then glide Abinto the sprinkler like you're gonna Ebwater the plants This is the Bbmcool patrol dance Db
Whee! [Bridge] Bb5 F5 Gb5 x2 [Verse 2]
MothBbmerfuckin' bullies better watchAb their ass You'Bbmre sending all them shits a meAbssage there's a new king in class WhenBbm they see you they're gonna frAbeak out and piss their pants THEY AFRE YOUR BITCHES! THEY ARE YOUR BITCHES BECAUSE...
[Chorus]
You put your Abhands in the air And then stick Ebout your rear end And then you Bbmwiggle it real hard and you hDbug your closest friend And then you Abwildly remove your Ebclothes and tearaway pants This is the Bbmcool patrol dance Db
[Verse 3]
Now rub the Abpeanut butter on you From your Ebhead to your feet And cover Bbmup your nudity with different cDbheeses and meats Then slap a Abcamel because this could be your Ebonly chance This is theBbm cool patrol dance Db
[Bridge]
Cool AbBreak! Eb Bbm Db Ab Eb Bbm Db x3
[Chorus]
You put your Abhands in the air And grab a Ebbird from the sky And eat it Bbmwhole so that you may aDbbsorb its power of flight Now you can aAblso dive bomb fish because your Ebvision's enhanced This is the Bbmcool patrol dance Db
[Verse 4]
You're basiAbcally a superhero now So throwEb some cars Then rub Bbmyour magnum thighs together and Dbset fire to Mars Now Abharness all your sexy fury iEbn a victory stance This is the Bbmcool patrol dance! Db
[Ending] Bb5 F5 Gb5 Bbm