Ninja Sex Party - Cool patrol
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Hey, this is my tab for what I believe to be one of the best NSP songs to date: Cool Patrol. It was tabbed
entirely by ear, so if you think that there's anything I could change or improve, feel free
to let me know and I'll edit it. Enjoy!
[Verse 1]
e|-----------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------|
A|-------------3--4--6---------------3--4--|
E|--6----6--6-------------4--4----4--------| x5
e|----------------|
B|----------------|
G|----------------|
D|--3--1----------|
A|----------4--3--|
E|----------------| x4
e|-----------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------|
A|-------------3--4--6---------------3--4--|
E|--6----6--6-------------4--4----4--------| x3
e|----------------|
B|----------------|
G|----------------|
D|--3--1----------|
A|----------4--3--|
E|----------------| x4
There are two options for the chorus: for the first, you can follow along with Danny's vocals through
the tab shown below. The second option is to play along with the chords, however they're quite tricky if
you're new to guitar. Either way, both options have the same tabbed ending.
[Chorus 1 - Tab]
e|---------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------|
G|--6--6--6--5--3--1--1----------1----3--3--3--|
D|-------------------------1--1----------------|
A|---------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------|
e|-------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------|
G|--6--6--6--6--5--5--3--3--1--1--6----5--5--3--3--|
D|-------------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------|
e|------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------|
G|--6--6--6--5--3--3--1--1----------1----3--3--3--|
D|-------------------------1--1-------------------|
A|------------------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------|
e|----------------------------------------|
B|--9--9--6--9--6--6----4----6------------|
G|--------------------------------3----1--|
D|----------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------| x2 (Its slightly different each time but its practically the same)
e|-----------------------|
B|-----------------------|
G|-----------------------|
D|-----------------------|
A|-----------------8--6--|
E|--6----1----2----------|
[Chorus 1 - Chords]
You put your Abhands in the air
And you Ebjump off the ground
And then you Bbmtake that funky butt and you Dbshake it all around
And lightly Abjog in place and then crank it Ebup to a prance
This is the Fmcool patrol danDbce
Now put your Abhands in your pockets
And take them Ebright back out
Then spin aBbmround in a circle and make an Dbanimal sound (MOO)
Then glide inAbto the sprinkler like you're gonna Ebwater the plants
This is the Fmcool patrol danDbce
e|-----------------------|
B|-----------------------|
G|-----------------------|
D|-----------------------|
A|-----------------8--6--|
E|--6----1----2----------|
[Verse 2]
e|-----------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------|
A|-------------3--4--6---------------3--4--|
E|--6----6--6-------------4--4----4--------| x5
e|----------------|
B|----------------|
G|----------------|
D|--3--1----------|
A|----------4--3--|
E|----------------| x4
[Chorus 2 - Tab]
e|---------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------|
G|--6--6--6--5--3--1--1----------1----3--3--3--|
D|-------------------------1--1----------------|
A|---------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------|
e|-------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------|
G|--6--6--6--6--5--5--3--3--1--1--6----5--5--3--3--|
D|-------------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------|
e|------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------|
G|--6--6--6--5--3--3--1--1----------1----3--3--3--|
D|-------------------------1--1-------------------|
A|------------------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------|
e|----------------------------------------|
B|--9--9--6--9--6--6----4----6------------|
G|--------------------------------3----1--|
D|----------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------| x2
[Chorus 2 - Chords]
You put your Abhands in the air
And then stick Ebout your rear end
And then you Bbmwiggle it real hard and you Dbhug your closest friend
And then you Abwildly remove your clothes and Ebtearaway pants
This is the Fmcool patrol danDbce
Now rub the Abpeanut butter on you
From your Ebhead to your feet
And cover Bbmup your nudity with different Dbcheeses and meats
Then slap a Abcamel because this could be your Ebonly chance
This is the Fmcool patrol danDbce
[Bridge - Cool Break]
e|--------8--6--3--4----------3--4--6--4--|
B|----------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------|
D|--6--6----------------------------------|
A|----------------------6--6--------------|
E|----------------------------------------|
e|--------8--9--8--6----------8--9--8--4--|
B|----------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------|
E|--6--6----------------9--9--------------|
e|--------8--6--3--4----------3--4--6--4--|
B|----------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------|
D|--6--6----------------------------------|
A|----------------------6--6--------------|
E|----------------------------------------|
e|--------8--9--8--6----------|
B|----------------------------|
G|----------------------------|
D|----------------------------|
A|--8--8----------------4--4--|
E|----------------------------|
I Divided the solo into 5 smaller parts to make it easier to read and follow.
[Solo]
e|--6-/8--7--6--4----------4--6--8----8--6--4-----|
B|-------------------2--4----------------------4--|
G|------------------------------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------------|
A|------------------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------|
e|--6-h8--6-----|
B|----------h9--|
G|--------------|
D|--------------|
A|--------------|
E|--------------| x4
e|--11--9--9--8----11--9--9--8--8---------|
B|---------------------------------11--9--|
G|----------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------|
e|--------11-----------------------------|
B|--11--------11--9----------------------|
G|-------------------8--5--6--8----6--5--|
D|---------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------|
e|--------------------------|
B|--11----9-----------------|
G|-------------8----5----6--|
D|--------------------------|
A|--------------------------|
E|--------------------------|
[Chorus 3 - Tab]
e|---------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------|
G|--6--6--6--5--3--1--1----------1----3--3--3--|
D|-------------------------1--1----------------|
A|---------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------|
e|-------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------|
G|--6--6--6--6--5--5--3--3--1--1--6----5--5--3--3--|
D|-------------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------|
e|------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------|
G|--6--6--6--5--3--3--1--1----------1----3--3--3--|
D|-------------------------1--1-------------------|
A|------------------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------|
e|----------------------------------------|
B|--9--9--6--9--6--6----4----6------------|
G|--------------------------------3----1--|
D|----------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------| x2
e|--------------------------|
B|--------------------------|
G|--------------------------|
D|--------------------------|
A|-----------------8-\1--1--|
E|--6----1----2-------------|
[Chorus 3 - Chords]
You put your Abhands in the air
And grab a Ebbird from the sky
And eat it Bbmwhole so that you may absorb its Dbpower of flight
Now you can Abalso dive bomb fish because your Ebvision's enhanced
This is the Fmcool patrol danDbce
You're basicalAbly a superhero now
So Ebthrow some cars
Then rub your Bbmmagnum thighs together and set Dbfire to Mars
Now harness Aball your sexy fury in a Ebvictory stance
This is the Fmcool patrol danDbce
e|--------------------------|
B|--------------------------|
G|--------------------------|
D|--------------------------|
A|-----------------8-\1--1--|
E|--6----1----2-------------|
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| h Hammer-on
| p Pull-off
| / Slide up
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