Nickelback - Next contestant

^DmI judge by ^Amwhat she's wearing ^CJust how many ^Gheads I'm tearing ^DmOff of assholes ^Amcoming on to her ^CEach night seems ^Glike it's getting worse ^DmAnd I wish she'd ^Amtake the night off ^CSo I don't ^Ghave to fight off ^DmEvery asshole ^Amcoming on to her ^CIt happens ^Gevery night she works ^DmThey'll go and ^Amask the DJ ^CFind out just ^Gwhat would she say ^DmIf they all tried ^Amcoming on to her ^CDon't they know it's ^Gnever going to work ^DmThey think they'll ^Amget inside her ^CWith every drink ^Gthey buy her ^DmAs they all try ^Amcoming on to her ^CThis time some^Gbody's getting hurt

^CHere comes the ^Amnext contestant

^DmIs that ^Amyour hand ^Con my ^Ggirlfriend? ^DmIs that ^Amyour hand?^{C G Dm}I wish you'd ^Amdo it again ^CI'll watch you ^Gleave here limping ^DmI wish you'd ^Amdo it again ^CI'll watch you ^Gleave here limping C Am (Dm) There goes the next contestant

^DmI even ^Amfear the ladies ^CThey're cool but ^Gtwice as crazy ^DmJust as bad for ^Amcoming on to her ^CDon't they know it's ^Gnever going to work ^DmEach time she ^Ambats an eyelash ^CSomebody's ^Ggrabbing her ass ^DmEveryone keeps ^Amcoming on to her ^CThis time some^Gbody's getting hurt ^CHere comes the ^Amnext contestant

^DmIs that ^Amyour hand ^Con my ^Ggirlfriend? ^DmIs that ^Amyour hand?^{C G Dm}I wish you'd ^Amdo it again ^CI'll watch you ^Gleave here limping ^DmI wish you'd ^Amdo it again ^CI'll watch you ^Gleave here limping C Am (Dm) There goes the next contestant

^DmI'm hating ^Amwhat she's wearing ^CEverybody ^Ghere keeps staring ^DmCan't wait 'til they ^Amget what they deserve ^CThis time some^Gbody's getting hurt ^CHere comes the ^Amnext contestant

^DmIs that ^Amyour hand ^Con my ^Ggirlfriend? ^DmIs that ^Amyour hand?^{C G Dm}I wish you'd ^Amdo it again ^CI'll watch you ^Gleave here limping ^DmI wish you'd ^Amdo it again ^CI'll watch you ^Gleave here limping C Am (Dm) There goes the next contestant

^DmI wish you'd ^Amdo it again ^CEach night seems ^Glike it's getting worse ^DmI wish you'd ^Amdo it again ^CThis time some^Gbody's getting hurt

^CThere goes the ^Amnext contestant ^Dm