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[Legend] F : 13321x C : x32010 Bb : x13331 Riff: e|---------| B|---------| G|---------| D|----0-2--| A|--3------| E|---------| [Verse 1]
FMy name is CJim I've got Fletters to Csend But beBbsides that F C riff My calendar's free FI might preCtend My dog's Fpregnant aCgain But beBbsides that My Fcalendar's Cclean Well BbI used to be a geranium thief The devil he'd call me by Cname
[Chorus]
Well FI can feel my veins beCcoming vaseline F C riff And I don't want it FI can see the flames inCside my TV screen F C riff And I don't want it Well FI can feel my veins beCcoming vaseline F C riff And I don't want it FI can see the flames inCside my TV screen F C riff And I don't want it
[Verse 2]
FMy name is CJim I've got Fall kinds of Ckin But I'm Bbstarting to Fthink C riff They forgot about me And now FI can't reCmember JuFly through SepCtember But Bbsomething tells Fme That it Cwasn't so pretty Well BbI used to be the commander and chief The master of my own doCmain
[Chorus]
Well FI can feel my veins beCcoming vaseline F C riff And I don't want it FI can see the flames inCside my TV screen F C riff And I don't want it Well FI can feel my veins beCcoming vaseline F C riff And I don't want it FI can see the flames inCside my TV screen F C riff And I don't want it
[Verse 3]
FMy name is CJim My bed's Fcovered in Csin But I Bbcan't help myFself C riff When I sleep FI might preCtend My dog's Fcovered in Cskin But beBbsides that My Fcalendar's Cclean BbI used to drink from uranium creek Since then I ain't been the Csame
[Chorus]
Well FI can feel my veins beCcoming vaseline F C riff And I don't want it FI can see the flames inCside my TV screen F C riff And I don't want it Well FI can feel my veins beCcoming vaseline F C riff And I don't want it FI can see the flames inCside my TV screen F C riff F And I don't want it