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Well you Fdream of blondes and you Cdream of beer And Flife gets terribly Cstale It's Fdead in the morgue but it's Cdeader in here There's Amno night out in the jail
CThe fellas I knew must all miss me now I guess I better come Gclean I'm Fsweating it out in the Cboot me boys An un-Ampaying guest of the queen
Well this Cprison life sure suits me fine I lead a decent Glife At Flast my days are Corganized OutAmside it's nothing but strife
Chorus Me cobbers inside are just normal blokes Who lead rather colorful lives Like breaking and entering and stealing cars And just not supporting their wives Well some blokes just like collecting things And some like guzzling beer Well some blokes just can't resist a fight And some keep getting ideas Chorus I'm working the farm it's a healthy life I jump outta bed with a spring The tukka's not bad I get lots of sleep So who'd wanna change with the king? No unemployment scares me now And even when I am tired I know I'm on a cushy job For sure I can never be fired Chorus Me creditors just don't annoy me now Me wife has to get off my back Me mother-in-law had to drown herself Who said the outlook is black? Nothing now can worry me Behind these prison walls Just like a bull of pedigree I'm locked up at night in the stalls Chorus