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(Intro) Fm Eb Db7 Cm7sus (2x) (Verse)
When I Fmmet him on a sidewalk He was preaching to a mailbox BbmDown on 16th Avenue And he Dbtold me he was Jesus Sent from EbJupiter to free us With a Fmbottle of tequila and one shoe BbmHe raged about repentance He Csusfinished every Csentence Fm Bbmsus With a promise that the end was close at hand I Gbdidn’t even try tCsuso undersCtand
Fm Eb2 Db CMajsus CMaj He left me wide eyed in disbelief and disillusion Fm Eb2 Db CMajsus CMaj I was tongue tied, drawn by my conclusions
BbmSo I turned and Csuswalked Caway And Fmlaughed at Eb2what he had to say Bbm CMaj CMaj Then casually dismissed him as a fraud I Gbforgot he was created in the image of my God
(Intro)
When I Fmmet her in a bookstore She was browsing on the first floor BbmThrough a yoga magazine And she Dbtold me in her past life She was Ebsome plantation slave’s wife She Fmhad to figure out what that might mean She Bbmbelieves the healing powers of her CsuscrystaCls Fm Bbmsus Can bring balance and new purpose to her life GbSounds niceCsus
(Chorus) (Bridge)
BbmNot so long ago, a man from Galilee Fm Fed thousands with His breadEb and His theology Db And the truth He spoke Bbm Quickly became the joke Of Csuseducated, self-inflated Pharisees like me (Intro 2x)
Gm F2 Eb DMajsus DMaj And they were wide eyed in disbelief and disillusion Gm F2 Eb DMajsus DMaj They were tongue tied, drawn by their conclusions
Would CmI have turned and Dsuswalked aDway And Gmlaughed at F2what He Ebhad to say Cm2 DMajsus And casually dismissed Him as a fraud UnaAbware that I was staring at the image of my God
(Outro) Gm F2 Eb DMajsus DMaj 5x Dm