#------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Artist: The New Pornographers Album: Mass Romantic Song: The Fake Headlines tabber: John Baer (eddiebauerman16@aol.com) *There is a lack of tabs for Mass Romantic online. I intend to fill the void.* *Don't forget to check out my tabs from Electric Version also.* Verse 1 (Acoustic)

I wrote the ^Gnews today, in a ^Ctent outside the m^Fidway r^Gides, ^Fand as my ^Gmoney flew, ^Csinging to their ^Fpockets ^Gyou, ^Fcould only ^Gknow your shame, ^Cknowing what the ^Fgood ones ^Gdo.

Prechorus 1

^CAnd ^Dmwhen you see the ^Fbruises on my ^Glegs from kicking ^Empills yeah, ^Dmthen you see how ^Frecklessly the^G pages are filled...

Chorus 1

Make ^Fheadlines, ^Gbelieve them, c^Come back. (x2) Verse 2 ^FWant to be u^Gpside down, ^Cmaybe thrown from ^Fside to ^Gside. ^FWant to fall ^Gfrom the clouds, s^Cailing like a ^Fship at ^Gsea. ^FWant to think ^Gout so loud that the ^Cfashion ^Fpolice break^G me

*Repeat Prechorus 1 Chorus 2

Make head^Flines, ^Gbelieve them, ^Ccome back. (x3) You'll^F cry.^G..you'll ^Fcry.^G..you'll cr^Fy, be^Glieve me, c^Come back.

Verse 3

^GI wrote the news today, in a ^Ctent outside the ^Fmidway r^Gides, ^Fand as my ^Gmoney flew, ^Csinging to their ^Fpockets, ^GI... ^FI filled the ^Gwhole front page with the ^Ccatchiest words I could ^Ffind,

Outro Chorus

^Gbelieve me, ^Ccome back. (Fake head^Flines, bel^Gieve them, c^Come back.) x3 -End

New Pornographers - The fake headlines