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Date: Thu, 02 Apr 1998 19:23:27 -0500 (EST) From: NerfWeezer Subject: TAB: 'Nerf Herder Album' by 'Nerf Herder' Artist: Nerf Herder Album: Nerf Herder Transcribed: Mike Keating - NerfWeezer@aol.com hey enjoy these transcriptions of all the songs on nerf herders first album. remember to keep in mind parry uses heavy distortion on nearly the whole kick ass album. if you have any corrections or comments be sure to mail me (except of course punctuation and caps). thanks!!! ~ = let ring * = staccato (short, sharp note) ^ = play one octave up h = hammer on p = pull off / = slide up = slide down (M) = muted until (N) note: all chords are played as power chords! (5ths) tuning: all standard!!! 1. DOWN ON HALEY 2. GOLFSHIRT 3. SORRY 4. EASY MARK 5. VAN HALEN 6. DIANA 7. NOSERING GIRL 8. YOU'RE GONNA BE THE ONE WHOSE SORRY 10. I ONLY EAT CANDY __________________________________________________________________ 1. DOWN ON HALEY (note: verse and bridge chords are muted except when: ___(N)___ ) (intro) A D A E A D A A D C# B (2X) (verse 1)
dAown on haleyD hEaley street wAhere the drugs are easy and the sDex is chEeap ___(N)____ yAou never know just wDho youll mEeet on haAley D C# B cArack dealeDr looks at hEis door wAinks his eye and waDits for his whEore ___(N)____ sAhe dont want to turn trDicks anymEore on haAley D C# B
(chorus)
yDou dont have to walk the strBaight and narrow as lAong as you drive up in a camaro-Eo
A D C# B (2X) (verse 2)
tAattoo parlor why dDont you hang oEut lAet em show you what iDts all abEout ___(N)____ wAere gonna help you woDrk it on oEut on haAley D C# B dAont need no licence dont neDed no subpEeona yAou can hook up with yDour friend reEgina ___(N)____ mAakin fun if you knDow what i mEean on haAley D C# B
(chorus)
yDou dont have to walk the strBaight and narrow as lAong as you drive up in a camaroE-o
(bridge)
goin dAown down down doDwn down d-down dAown down d-down on haEley goin dAown down down doDwn down d-down dAown down d-down on haEley _____________________________(N)______________________________ goin dAown down down doDwn down d-down dAown down d-down on haEley _____________________________(N)______________________________ goin dAown down down doDwn down d-down dAown down d-down on haEley _____________________________(N)______________________________ goin dAown down down doDwn down d-down dAown down d-down on haEley _____________________________(N)______________________________ (AheyyyyyyyyyyyyyyDyyyyyyy ya-e-ya A ohh ohh haEley) goin down down down down down d-down down down d-down on haley _____________________________(N)______________________________ (AheyyyyyyyyyyyyyyDyyyyyyy ya-e-ya A ohh ohh haEley) goin down down down down down d-down down down d-down on haley
A D C# B (2X) end on A ____________________________________________________________________ 2. GOLFSHIRT (bassline throughout song is basically) D------------4-4-4-4 A-------2-2--------- E--0-0-------------- (intro) (play 2 E~s then play): G------2-3-2-3-2 D----2---------- A--1------------ E--------------- (verse 1)
E*im not the one you dream about E*and im not the one who can live without (live without) E*im not the one who you wanna see E*im not the one wC#ho ByoAu want to be seen with
(chorus)
aG#nd when youre tiCmred of aAll the jeG#rks and youre tiCmred of aAll the wG#ork Cm A E^ and youre tired of being hurt you will loG#ng for the cAomfort of mBy golfs

E~

hirt
(verse 2)
E*im not the one who was an old time punk rocker E*i was listenin to rush and tryin to feather my hair back when all that stuff went down E*im not the one who was in a high school hardcore band E*i sat in my roomC# BscAorin with ms pacman
(chorus)
aG#nd when youre tiCmred of aAll the jeG#rks and youre tiCmred of aAll the wG#ork Cm A E^ and youre tired of being hurt you will loG#ng for the cAomfort of Bmy golfshirt
(bass plays): D--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------------------------------------------- A------------------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-0-0-4-0-----4-0- E----------------------------------------------------------4-4----- (solo (2X): E----------------------------- B----------------------------- G--9---------------6---------- D--9---------1h2p1-6-1h2p1---- A--7-6h7p6-2-------4-------0-- E----------------------------4 (ending) (bass plays a version of the solo for first 2 lines) no tats no piercings no hats no grungebeard baby yeah no tats no piercings and no hats no grungebeard baby E^~ B~ C#~ A G# yeaaaahh oh yeaaaahhh oh-oh-oh yeaaaahhh ya-e-ya-e-ya-e-ya-e E^~ B~ C#~ A G# yeaaaahh oh yeaaaahhh oh-oh-oh yeaaaahhh ya-e-ya-e-ya-e-ya-e
y

E^

eah
no tats (no tats) Bno piercingsC# no hats (no hats)A no grG#ungebeard baby y

E^

eah
no tats (no tats) Bno piercingsC# no hats (no hats)A no grG#ungebeard baby y

E^

eeeeaaaaaaaBhhhhhh
yeC#eeeaaaaaaahhhhhh yAa-e-ya-e-G#ya-e-ya-e y

E^

eaaaahh
oh yeaBaaahhh oh-oh-oh yeC#aaaahhh Aya-e-ya-e-G#ya-e-ya-e-yEeah
(for ending just slide up and down fretboard and land on E!) ________________________________________________________________________ 3. SORRY (verse 1) E~
sorry we bAroke up soG#rry i miF#ssed yoEu F# E F# sorry i waDnted onC#ly to kBiss youA B A B sorry i pAromised to loG#ve you forF#everE F# E F# made you feel guDilty C#oh when you lBeft meA B A B (M) sorry i sAhowed up G#at your pF#arty sorry i dDrank up aC#ll the biBcardi sorry i pAuked up C#on your bF#edspread (N) sorry i wDanted to C#be your boByfriend again
(chorus)
wDhat can i Ado its oEver its over its over its over wDhat can i Ado i am a loEser
(verse 2) A G# F# E F# E F# D C# B A B A B (M)
sorry i sAaw you andG# i heard biF#rds sing sorry i toDuched you and C#i heard beBlls ring sorry i jaAcked off oG#utside of your wiF#ndow while you were sleDeping C#i thought youd nBever know sorry i shAowed up G#at your wF#edding sorry i trDied so hC#ard to gBet in sorry i A screwed G#up your pF#ictures sorry i D had sC#ex with your siBster

(N)

(chorus)
wDhat can i Ado its oEver its over its over its over wDhat can i Ado i am a lEoser
(bass solo then): E----- B----- G--2-- (verse 3) A------------------------------------ E---------5---------4-------2-------- sorry we broke up sorry i missed you A---------5-----4-------2------------ E------------------------------------ sorry i wanted only to kiss you A------------------------------------ E---------5---------4------------2--- sorry i promised to love you forever A---------------5-----4-----------2-- E------------------------------------ made you feel guilty oh when you left me sorry i showed up at your dinner sorry i said those things to your father
sorry i crashed through your window on aAcid sorry i mDade a mess sC#orry i bBled to death
(chorus)
wDhat can i Ado its oEver its over its over its over wDhat can i Ado i am a lEoser i am a loser oh oh wDhat can i Ado its oEver its over its over its over wDhat can i Ado i am a lEoser
(end with): E------------------------ B------0-----1-0--------- G--2-4-----2-----4--1-2-- 4. EASY MARK (bass plays this twice): A-------- E---3-2-1 (after first time) waaaaaaaahhhh (2X) G F# E A--2-3-2-0 E--------- (verse 1) (M)
ya sheG F# E shes bustin outG F# E put the sGuitcase in the pF#innow E (N) and get the hGell out of F#ohio

E~

E E E
(chorus)
sChe gets on that great highwDay B doesnt want to be CanBywhAere sDhes an easy mGark oh ohF# oh ohE oh oh sDhes an easy mGaaaaaaF#aaaaaErk oDh oh
(verse 2) (M)
ya heG F# Ehes got a master plGanF# E ya hes goGnna make a forF#tune E (N) G F# E~ panning gold out of a bottle of gold slegger
shot by shot by shot (chorus)
heC gets on that great highway D B doesnt want to be CanBywhAere hDes an easy maGrk oh ohF# oh ohE oh oh hDes an easy maGaaaaaaF#aaaarEk D
(bridge)
sChe lays down in the grass oAn strawberry hill he is tGhere smelling like nicotine and peanut bDutter
you gotta love her (solo) E---3-5-7-8---7-7-8-7-5--7-7-8-7--7-7-8-7----10------- B-----------------------------------------10----7-8--- ya she E---7-7-8-7-5--7-7-8-7--7-7-8-7--5-7-5-2-3~ B----------------------------------------- she doesnt wanna change this time theres a hunger in her soul
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