NERF HERDER - NERF HERDER CHORDS 4

Date: Thu, 02 Apr 1998 19:23:27 -0500 (EST) From: NerfWeezer <NerfWeezer@aol.com> Subject: TAB: 'Nerf Herder Album' by 'Nerf Herder' Artist: Nerf Herder Album: Nerf Herder Transcribed: Mike Keating - NerfWeezer@aol.com hey enjoy these transcriptions of all the songs on nerf herders first album. remember to keep in mind parry uses heavy distortion on nearly the whole kick ass album. if you have any corrections or comments be sure to mail me (except of course punctuation and caps). thanks!!! ~ = let ring * = staccato (short, sharp note) ^ = play one octave up h = hammer on p = pull off >/ = slide up \ = slide down (M) = muted until (N) note: all chords are played as power chords! (5ths) tuning: all standard!!! 1. DOWN ON HALEY 2. GOLFSHIRT 3. SORRY 4. EASY MARK 5. VAN HALEN 6. DIANA 7. NOSERING GIRL 8. YOU'RE GONNA BE THE ONE WHOSE SORRY 10. I ONLY EAT CANDY __________________________________________________________________ 1. DOWN ON HALEY (note: verse and bridge chords are muted except when: ___(N)___ ) (intro) A D A E A D A A D C# B (2X) (verse 1)

d^Aown on haley^D h^Ealey street w^Ahere the drugs are easy and the s^Dex is ch^Eeap ___(N)____ y^Aou never know just w^Dho youll m^Eeet on ha^Aley ^D ^C# ^B c^Arack deale^Dr looks at h^Eis door w^Ainks his eye and wa^Dits for his wh^Eore ___(N)____ s^Ahe dont want to turn tr^Dicks anym^Eore on ha^Aley ^D ^C# ^B

(chorus)

y^Dou dont have to walk the str^Baight and narrow as l^Aong as you drive up in a camaro-^Eo

A D C# B (2X) (verse 2)

t^Aattoo parlor why d^Dont you hang o^Eut l^Aet em show you what i^Dts all ab^Eout ___(N)____ w^Aere gonna help you wo^Drk it on o^Eut on ha^Aley ^D ^C# ^B d^Aont need no licence dont ne^Ded no subp^Eeona y^Aou can hook up with y^Dour friend re^Egina ___(N)____ m^Aakin fun if you kn^Dow what i m^Eean on ha^Aley ^D ^C# ^B

(chorus)

y^Dou dont have to walk the str^Baight and narrow as l^Aong as you drive up in a camaro^E-o

(bridge)

goin d^Aown down down do^Dwn down d-down d^Aown down d-down on ha^Eley goin d^Aown down down do^Dwn down d-down d^Aown down d-down on ha^Eley _____________________________(N)______________________________ goin d^Aown down down do^Dwn down d-down d^Aown down d-down on ha^Eley _____________________________(N)______________________________ goin d^Aown down down do^Dwn down d-down d^Aown down d-down on ha^Eley _____________________________(N)______________________________ goin d^Aown down down do^Dwn down d-down d^Aown down d-down on ha^Eley _____________________________(N)______________________________ (^Aheyyyyyyyyyyyyyy^Dyyyyyyy ya-e-ya ^A ohh ohh ha^Eley) goin down down down down down d-down down down d-down on haley _____________________________(N)______________________________ (^Aheyyyyyyyyyyyyyy^Dyyyyyyy ya-e-ya ^A ohh ohh ha^Eley) goin down down down down down d-down down down d-down on haley

A D C# B (2X) end on A ____________________________________________________________________ 2. GOLFSHIRT (bassline throughout song is basically) D------------4-4-4-4-| A-------2-2----------| E--0-0---------------| (intro) (play 2 E~s then play): G------2-3-2-3-2-| D----2-----------| A--1-------------| E----------------| (verse 1) E* im not the one you dream about E* and im not the one who can live without (live without) E* im not the one who you wanna see E* C# B A im not the one who you want to be seen with (chorus)

a^G#nd when youre ti^Cmred of a^All the je^G#rks and youre ti^Cmred of a^All the w^G#ork Cm A E^ and youre tired of being hurt G# A B E~ you will long for the comfort of my golfshirt

(verse 2) E* im not the one who was an old time punk rocker E* i was listenin to rush and tryin to feather my hair back when all that stuff went down E* im not the one who was in a high school hardcore band E* C# B A i sat in my room scorin with ms pacman (chorus)

a^G#nd when youre ti^Cmred of a^All the je^G#rks and youre ti^Cmred of a^All the w^G#ork Cm A E^ and youre tired of being hurt you will lo^G#ng for the c^Aomfort of ^Bmy golfshirt

(bass plays): D--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-------------------------------------------------| A------------------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-0-0-4-0-----4-0-| E----------------------------------------------------------4-4-----| (solo (2X): E------------------------------| B------------------------------| G--9---------------6-----------| D--9---------1h2p1-6-1h2p1-----| A--7-6h7p6-2-------4-------0---| E----------------------------4-| (ending) (bass plays a version of the solo for first 2 lines) no tats no piercings no hats no grungebeard baby yeah no tats no piercings and no hats no grungebeard baby E^~ B~ C#~ A G# yeaaaahh oh yeaaaahhh oh-oh-oh yeaaaahhh ya-E-ya-E-ya-E-ya-E E^~ B~ C#~ A G# yeaaaahh oh yeaaaahhh oh-oh-oh yeaaaahhh ya-E-ya-E-ya-E-ya-E E^ B C# A G# yeah no tats (no tats) no piercings no hats (no hats) no grungebeard baby E^ B C# A G# yeah no tats (no tats) no piercings no hats (no hats) no grungebeard baby E^ B C# A G# yeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhh yeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhh ya-E-ya-E-ya-E-ya-E E^ B C# A G# E yeaaaahh oh yeaaaahhh oh-oh-oh yeaaaahhh ya-E-ya-E-ya-E-ya-E-yeah (for ending just slide up and down fretboard and land on E!) ________________________________________________________________________ 3. SORRY (verse 1) E~

sorry we b^Aroke up so^G#rry i mi^F#ssed yo^Eu ^F# ^E ^F# sorry i wa^Dnted on^C#ly to k^Biss you^A ^B ^A ^B sorry i p^Aromised to lo^G#ve you for^F#ever^E ^F# ^E ^F# made you feel gu^Dilty ^C#oh when you l^Beft me^A ^B ^A ^B (M) sorry i s^Ahowed up ^G#at your p^F#arty sorry i d^Drank up a^C#ll the bi^Bcardi sorry i p^Auked up ^C#on your b^F#edspread (N) sorry i w^Danted to ^C#be your bo^Byfriend again

(chorus)

w^Dhat can i ^Ado its o^Ever its over its over its over w^Dhat can i ^Ado i am a lo^Eser

(verse 2) A G# F# E F# E F# D C# B A B A B (M)

sorry i s^Aaw you and^G# i heard bi^F#rds sing sorry i to^Duched you and ^C#i heard be^Blls ring sorry i ja^Acked off o^G#utside of your wi^F#ndow while you were sle^Deping ^C#i thought youd n^Bever know sorry i sh^Aowed up ^G#at your w^F#edding sorry i tr^Died so h^C#ard to g^Bet in sorry i ^A screwed ^G#up your p^F#ictures D C# B (N) sorry i had sex with your sister

(chorus)

w^Dhat can i ^Ado its o^Ever its over its over its over w^Dhat can i ^Ado i am a l^Eoser

(bass solo then): E----- B----- G--2-- (verse 3) A------------------------------------| E---------5---------4-------2--------| sorry we broke up sorry i missed you A---------5-----4-------2------------| E------------------------------------| sorry i wanted only to kiss you A------------------------------------| E---------5---------4------------2---| sorry i promised to love you forever A---------------5-----4-----------2--| E------------------------------------| made you feel guilty oh when you left me sorry i showed up at your dinner sorry i said those things to your father

sorry i crashed through your window on a^Acid sorry i m^Dade a mess s^C#orry i b^Bled to death

(chorus)

w^Dhat can i ^Ado its o^Ever its over its over its over w^Dhat can i ^Ado i am a l^Eoser i am a loser oh oh w^Dhat can i ^Ado its o^Ever its over its over its over w^Dhat can i ^Ado i am a l^Eoser

(end with): E------------------------| B------0-----1-0---------| G--2-4-----2-----4--1-2--| 4. EASY MARK (bass plays this twice): A---------| E---3-2-1-| (after first time) waaaaaaaahhhh (2X) G F# E A--2-3-2-0-| E----------| (verse 1) (M)

ya she^G ^F# ^E shes bustin out^G ^F# ^E put the s^Guitcase in the p^F#innow ^E (N) G F# E~ E E E and get the hell out of ohio

(chorus)

s^Che gets on that great highw^Day ^B doesnt want to be ^Can^Bywh^Aere s^Dhes an easy m^Gark oh oh^F# oh oh^E oh oh s^Dhes an easy m^Gaaaaaa^F#aaaaa^Erk o^Dh oh

(verse 2) (M)

ya he^G ^F# ^Ehes got a master pl^Gan^F# ^E ya hes go^Gnna make a for^F#tune ^E (N) G F# E~ panning gold out of a bottle of gold slegger

shot by shot by shot (chorus)

he^C gets on that great highway ^D ^B doesnt want to be ^Can^Bywh^Aere h^Des an easy ma^Grk oh oh^F# oh oh^E oh oh h^Des an easy ma^Gaaaaaa^F#aaaar^Ek ^D

(bridge)

s^Che lays down in the grass o^An strawberry hill he is t^Ghere smelling like nicotine and peanut b^Dutter

you gotta love her (solo) E---3-5-7-8---7-7-8-7-5--7-7-8-7--7-7-8-7----10-------| B-----------------------------------------10----7-8---| ya she E---7-7-8-7-5--7-7-8-7--7-7-8-7--5-7-5-2-3~-| B-------------------------------------------| she doesnt wanna change this time theres a hunger in her soul G* G* G* F#* F#* F#* for tater tot casserole E* E* E* with the crispy on the outside oh oh oh (chorus)

s^Che gets on that great highw^Day ^B doesnt want to be ^Can^Bywh^Aere s^Dhes an easy m^Gark oh oh^F# oh oh^E oh oh s^Dhes an easy m^Gaaaaaa^F#aaaaa^Erk oh ^Doh

(ending)

i^G hate this wo^F#rld this stupid wo^Erld this screwed up wo^Drld i^G hate this w^F#orld this fucking w^Eorld ^D ^G

_________________________________________________________ 5. VAN HALEN (bassline throughout song): A------------3-5--5-5-5-1-2--2-2-2-2--3--3-3-3-2--| E---3--3-3-3--------------------------------------| A------------3-5--5-5-5-1-2--2-2-2-2--3-2-3-5-3-2-| E---3--3-3-3--------------------------------------| (intro) A----------------------------| E---3~---3-5-3---3-3/5-5-5\3-| (verse 1) i bought van halen one it was the best damn record i ever owned T G and Y 1978

^Gtwo-hand tapping guitar technique really got me off erection yeah D~ C~ CCCCCCCCC aint talkin bout love im on fire

(chorus)

tom^Gorrow may c^Dome ^B tom^Corrow may n^Gever c^Dome^B ag^Cain cant you h^Gear jamie c^Dryin ^B shes r^Cunnin with the d^Gevil oh l^Doooooo^Brd oh lo^Coord

A----------------------------| E---3~---3-5-3---3-3/5-5-5\3-| (verse 2) i bought women and children first fair warning and van halen two dance the night away

1^G984 my favorite record yeah i wore it down might as well jump might as well jump

(chorus)

tom^Gorrow may c^Dome ^B tom^Corrow may n^Gever c^Dome^B ag^Cain E---15--------14---11----12-| B---------------------------| cant you h^Gear jamie c^Dryin ^B shes r^Cunnin with the d^Gevil oh l^Doooooo^Brd oh lo^Coord

(verse 3) is this what you wanted? sammy hagar sammy hagar is this what you wanted man dave lost his hairline but you lost your cool buddy D* cant drive '55 ill never buy your lousy records A--------5------2------------3------------------------5--| E--3--------------------------------------3--------------| again again again never again never again never again A-------2------------3-------------------------5------------2---| E---------------------------------3-----------------------------| never again never again never again never again never again A-------3-------------------------5-----------2--| E--------------------3---------------------------| C never again never again never again never again never again no no no (chorus)

solo (play this twice) E---3---3---3---3---3---3---3---3---2---2---2---2----| B-----3---3---3---3---3---3---3---3---3---3---3---3--| E---2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2----| B-----3---3---3---3---4---4---4---4---4---4---4---4--| E---3---3---3---3---3---3---3---3----| B-----5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5--| (ending)

j^Gump jump ju^Dmp jump j^Bump jump j^Cump might as well j^Gump jump ju^Dmp jump j^Bump jump j^Bump might as well ju^G-ump

_______________________________________________________________ 6. DIANA (intro)

o^Eh-oh-oh-o^G#hhh ^Aoh-oh-oh-^Eohhh ^Aoh-oh-o^Eh-ohhh ^Aoh-oh-oh-oh-^Bohhh

(verse 1) i saw her at the club she was standin with a frech girl bonsoir julie pup? yes she had a beautiful smile and they met at face to face went back to his place she sat on his face and now its history

the rest is history she sat on his f^Aace and the rest is his^Btory

(chorus) C# E^ B A thats why he cried he lost he lost everything C# E^ B A thats why he cried he lost it all he lost it all to C# E^ B A diana diana part german part hispanic C# E^ B A diana phillipino diana where did you go (verse 2) i saw her downtown she was standin with the cool girls she was hangin out with steve and that was where she wanted to be she was workin at the place where they sell veal parmijan A* A B now shes gone now shes gone yeah shes gone oh so gone (chorus) C# E^ B A thats why he cried he lost he lost everything C# E^ B A thats why he cried he lost it all he lost it all to C# E^ B A diana diana part german part hispanic C# E^ B A E--5~-- diana phillipino diana where did you go B------ oh-oh-oh-ohhh oh-oh-oh-ohhh oh-oh-oh-ohhh oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhh (M)

o^Eh-oh-oh-o^G#hhh ^Aoh-oh-oh-^Eohhh ^Aoh-oh-o^Eh-ohhh ^Aoh-oh-oh-oh-^Bohhh (N) o^Eh-oh-oh-o^G#hhh ^Aoh-oh-oh-^Eohhh ^Aoh-oh-o^Eh-ohhh ^Aoh-oh-oh-oh-^Bohhh

E G# A E A E A B E G# A E A E A B E E-----------------| diana ahhh B----5--4--2--0---| ______________________________________________________________ 7. NOSERING GIRL (played simultaneously through song except chorus) (bass plays) D-----------2---2---2---2---6--| A---3--3-----------------------| E------------------------------| (while guitar plays) D-----------------------------| A--------3----3---3---3---3---| E-----------------------------| (after 2X) oh (after 4X) D---------------------------8-8-8-8-7-7-7\5--5/7\5\3-| A---5\3~--3/5--5/7--7\5\3----------------------------| E----------------------------------------------------| (verse 1) i i met a girl she was standing on the dance floor of the club she was a very very pretty girl so i went up and talked to her and when you share your thoughts with soooomeone you feel close to theeem (chorus)

nosering g^Cirl^F i lo^Cve you ^F nosering g^Cirl^F i w^Cant you i want you i w^Fant you nosering g^Cirl^F i lo^Cve you ^F nosering g^Cirl^F i w^Cant you i want you i w^Fant you

(verse 2) yeah she had pretty hair and beutiful eyes and a dalmation jacket (dalmation jacket) and she was the kind of girl who you would give up eating meat for no more salami no more steak or potatoes yeah you would walk on down to the health food store and buy humace and taboolie and babaganousch and rice cakes rice cakes rice cakes (chorus)

nosering g^Cirl^F i lo^Cve you ^F nosering g^Cirl^F i w^Cant you i want you i w^Fant you nosering g^Cirl^F i lo^Cve you ^F nosering g^Cirl^F i w^Cant you i want you i w^Fant you

(verse 3) as it turns out she was the cousin of the ex-girlfriend of my good friend steve my very good friend steve but she didnt like me she said i was a drunkard an alchoholic A weirdo A freak! A freak?

nosering ^Cm ^Bm ^D

(chorus)

nosering g^Cirl^F i lo^Cve you ^F nosering g^Cirl^F i ^Cwant you i want you i ^Fwant you nosering g^Cirl^F i lo^Cve you ^F nosering g^Cirl^F i w^Cant you i want you i w^Fant you i want you i w^Cant you i want you i w^Fant you i want you i w^Cant you i want you i w^Fant you i want you i w^Cant you i want you i w^Fant you i want you i w^Cant you i want you i w^Fant you i wan^Ct you

yeah were warmin up were warmin up ____________________________________________________________________ 8. ANNALEE (tuning: standard) (intro - play this 4X) G------------------------5-5-----5-5--| D-------5-5-----5-5-------------------| A--------------------3-3-----3-3------| E---3-3-----3-3-----------------------| G-----------------------5-5-----5-5--| D------7-7-----7-7-------------------| A-------------------3-3-----3-3------| E---5-5----5-5-----------------------| (verse 1) (M)

we^Garin flash pants and her str^Ceetwalker shooo^Aoes ^D wa^Glkin downtown with a p^Cocket full of bo^Aoze ^D (N) sh^Ges the one ^C who wants so^A much ^D sh^Ges the one ^C y^Aou can y^Dou can never touch

(chorus)

^G ^C ^A here comes ^Cannalee a^Gnnalee y^Ceaaahh ^A here comes a^Cnnalee

(play 2X) G------------------------5-5-----5-5--| D-------5-5-----5-5-------------------| A--------------------3-3-----3-3------| E---3-3-----3-3-----------------------| G-----------------------5-5-----5-5--| D------7-7-----7-7-------------------| A-------------------3-3-----3-3------| E---5-5----5-5-----------------------| (verse 2) (M)

st^Gandin on the corner you s^Cee her cuttin a d^Aeal ^D wi^Gndows rolled down you c^Cant believe shes for r^Aeal ^D (N) s^Ghes the one^C it aint no j^Aoke ^D s^Ghes got lips^C l^Aips j^Dust like cherry coke

(chorus)

^G ^C ^A here come^Cs annalee a^Gnnalee y^Ceaaahh ^A here comes a^Cnnalee a^Gnnalee y^Ceaaahh ^A here comes a^Cnnalee a^Gnnalee y^Ceaaahh a^Annalee ye^Caaahh an^Gnalee ye^Caaahh ^A ^C ^B ^G

_____________________________________________________________ 9. YOU'RE GONNA BE THE ONE WHOSE SORRY (intro)

ive got my mind set ^A

(verse 1)

g^Aotta a new job at a r^Dadio station but th^Dat wont help you at a^All 4^A0,000 watts of m^Daximum rock but th^Dat wont help you at a^All y^Bou think youve got ^Deverything but ^Aive got news for ^Dyou

(chorus)

youre gonna ^Abe the one whose s^Dorry youre gonna ^Abe the one whose s^Dorry youre gonna ^Abeeeeee^De the one whose s^Boooooor^Ary

(verse 2)

you g^Aot a new girlfriend a b^Ditchin new girlfriend but s^Dhe wont help you at a^All Said i^A'd fight with the scene shes a l^Docal rock queen but t^Dhat wont help you at a^All y^Bou think that youve g^Dot it made but yo^Auve made one mist^Dake

(chorus)

youre gonna ^Abe the one whose s^Dorry youre gonna ^Abe the one whose s^Dorry youre gonna ^Abeeeeee^De the one whose s^Boooooor^Ary

(bridge) E^~ D C# yeah (verse 3) A~ the theater group calls you a local celebrity but that wont help you at all youre such a big big deal you get in the club for free but that wont help you at all (M) (N) B D A D* you think youve got everything but ive got news for you (chorus)

youre gonna ^Abe the one whose s^Dorry youre gonna ^Abe the one whose s^Dorry yeah youre gonna ^Abe the one whose s^Dorry youre gonna ^Abe the one whose s^Dorry youre gonna ^Abeeeeee^De the one whose s^Boooooor^Ary

_______________________________________________________________ 10. I ONLY EAT CANDY (intro) D A B F#^ G^ D A B F#^ G^ ahhh (verse 1) i i dont kill and i dont murder or manufacture atomic weapons F#^ G^ and i dont eat meat and i dont eat vegetables no no no (chorus) D A B F#^ G^ cause i only eat candy oh oh oh i only eat sweets D A B F#^ G^ yeah i only eat candy my friend oh oh oh i i only eat candy (play this 4X) C C B C B A A G A B (verse 2) and i i dont believe no i dont believe in your corny old jesus F#^ G^ and i dont worship satan no not like charlie and steve no no no (chorus) D A B F#^ G^ cause i only eat candy oh oh oh i only eat sweets D A B F#^ G^ yeah i only eat candy my friend yeah i i only eat candy yeah (play this 4X) C C B C B A A G A B im angry (bridge) D A B F#^ D A B F#^ ylno tae ydnac ylno tae steews ylno tae ydnac ylno tae ydnac G^ ahhhhhhhhhh (chorus) D A B F#^ G^ cause i only eat candy oh oh oh i only eat sweets D A B F#^ G^ yeah i only eat candy my godd friend oh i i only eat candy yeah (play this 4X) C C B C B A A G A B

the longest ^C line

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