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NERD OUT. Please rate if you can! Note the Fmaj7 in the intro isn't actually played by the guitar but it emulates the synth. ...Intro... Am G F ( Fmaj7 ) (X2) ...Verse 1...
Am You want a guGy who can bring the FBacon Am And you want a Gguy with Savoir FFaire Am Somebody who cGan take contFrol of it Am Someone with cGool black shiny Fhair (Yeah!)
...Chorus...
C You don't want a Gboyfriend Dm What you Amwant is Mr. Spock C To come Gto your wasteland Dm And destrAmoy the roh-oh-oh-oh--bot C Something mGore than human Dm Someone with blAmood that's cold and green C You want somGething better... DmThan mFe
...Verse 2...
Am Captain Kirk Gwent to the Fplanet Am And there he Gfought the man-Flizard Am He saved the Gship, invented the gFunpowder Am But that's just not Ggood enough for you, Fis it?! Noooooooo!
...Chorus...
C You don't want a Gboyfriend Dm What you Amwant is Mr. Spock C To come Gto your wasteland Dm And destrAmoy the roh-oh-oh-oh--bot C Something mGore than human Dm Someone with blAmood that's cold and green C You want somGething better... DmThan Fmeeee.. meeeee..
...Bridge...
AmYou sit all night at your computer AmDrinking Diet Dr. Pepper AmLooking for an answer to it Fall.... FSay the words! Say the words! Say! Say! Say the words!
...Chorus...
C You don't want a Gboyfriend Dm What you wAmant is Mr. Spock C To come Gto your wasteland Dm And destrAmoy the roh-oh-oh-oh--bot C Something mGore than human Dm Someone with blAmood that's cold and green C You want somGething better... DmThan Fmeeee.. meeeee..
...Coda... Am