Nellie McKay - Mother of pearl

^GFeminists don't h^Amave a s^D7ense of ^Ghumour. ^{Am D7 G}Feminists just wa^Amnt to ^D7be al^Gone.^Eb (boo ho^Fo hoo) ^GFeminists spread ^Amvicious ^D7lies and ^Grumours.^Em They have a ^Amtumour on their ^D7funny^G bon^Ebe. They^F say...

^BbChild molestation isn't ^Cm7funny. (A^Fhahaha!) ^EbRape and degradation's just a c^Frime. (^F#Lighten up, l^Fadies.) ^BbRampant prostitution, sex for ^Cm7money, (What's ^F7wrong with that?) ^EbCan't these chicks do ^Bbm7anything but ^Cwhine?!

^F Dance break! :D G Am D7 G G Am D7 G G Am D7 G Em Am D7 G

^EbThe^Fy say... ^BbCheap objectification isn't ^Cm7witty, IT'S H^FOT, ^Ebequal work and wages worth the f^Fight.(S^F#ing us a n^Few one!) ^BbOn demand abortion, every ^Cm7city. (Okay, but ^FNO GUN CONTROL.) ^EbWon't these women ^Bbm7ever get a li^Cfe?

^GFeminists don't h^Amave a s^D7ense of ^Ghumour. ^Am(Poo^D7r Hillary...) ^GFeminists and ^Amvege^D7tari^Gans. (^EbMake mine a ^Fbig mac!) ^GFeminists spread ^Amvicious ^D7lies and ^Grumours.^Em They're far too s^Amensitive to ^D7ever be a ^Bmham ^E7 That's why these f^Ameminists just ^D7need to find a m^Gan.