National Lampoon - The b-side of love

^DI've been into C & W Since ^Em1946 Been a ^Asideman, backup singer, Second ^Gstringer, over^Ddubber I've ^Dplayed the Grand Ole Opry And I've ^Embus-toured throught the sticks I've met ^Asuperstars and poets Saints and ^Gsinners, money ^Dgrubbers.

I've ^Ghung around and ^Asung around With ^Dcountry pickup ^Embands I've seen ^Athings most folks got no idea ^Dof^{G D} But there ^Dain't a lot of future In ^Emplayin' one night stands Where ^Aclap is just the B-side of ^Glove

They ^Dcall it country singin' And ^Embluegrass white trash folk And ^Adown-home cowboy Rockabilly Nasheville ^Dblues^{G D} There's ^Dthose that take it serious Some ^Emtreat it like a joke But all ^AI know, it's kept my kids in ^Dshoes.

I ^F#faked the parts I couldn't read I ^Bmwouldn't waste a dime On a ^Eretake in the studio of ^Atime

'Cause a ^Gsnuff queen is a ^Adimestore Plastic ^Dbudget rent-a-^Emwife Like a ^Apigeon's just an imitation ^Ddove ^{G D} I've ^Dnever had a bullet On the ^Emhit parade of life And ^Aclap is just the B-side of ^Dlove ^{G D} And ^Aclap is just the B-side of ^Dlove ^{G D}