National Lampoon - Pizza man

^C My Johnny was a ^Ambiker, so my ^Dm7parents hated ^Ghim ^C I used to meet him ^Amsecretly^Dm7 out behind the ^Ggym

^F We used to go for Yoo-Hoos And ^Cgooey gooey pizza ^C7pies ^F I loved him, I ^F7loved him... ^D Laugh? I thought I'd ^Gdie-^G7ie

^C They said I couldn't ^Amsee him, my ^Dm7love for him was ^Gwrong ^C His bike was much too ^Amnoisy, his ^Dm7sideburns were to ^Glong ^C I said goodbye to ^AmJohnny over ^Dm7one last pizza ^Gpie ^C I hid my tears and ^Ameven laughed when ^Dm7Johnny said good^Gbye

^F We used to go for Yoo-Hoos And ^Cgooey gooey pizza ^C7pies ^F I loved him, I ^F7loved him... ^D Laugh? I thought I'd ^Gdie-^G7ie

^C He saw two bikelights ^Amup the road and ^Dm7thought he'd try his ^Gluck ^C He tried to cut be^Amtween them, he never ^Dm7knew it was a ^Gtruck ^C I ran out on the ^Amhighway, but I ^Dm7couldn't find my ^Gguy ^C Between the diesel ^Amheadlights, something ^Dm7looked like pizza ^Gpie

^F We used to go for Yoo-Hoos And ^Cgooey gooey pizza ^C7pies ^F I loved him, I ^F7loved him... ^D Laugh? I thought I'd ^Gdie-^G7ie

^C That's why I^Am stay at home now^Dm7 and don't go^G out with boys ^C 'Cause when th^Amey order pizza I ^Dm7hear my Johnny's ^Gvoice

With ^Fmushrooms, with mushrooms, with mushrooms, with mushrooms I ^Clove that pizza ^C7pie An^Fchovies, anchovies, an^F7chovies, anchovies ^D Love it till I ^Gdie Peppe^Froni, pepperoni, pepperoni, pepperoni I ^Clove that pizza ^C7pie Green ^Fpeppers, green peppers, green ^F7peppers, green peppers ^D Love it till I ^Gdie