National Lampoon - Old maid southern california brings me down

^DI need someone to live with me ^{Am G}To keep my bed warm ^A7And keep my shorts clean ^DI need a maid to give for ^Amfree Ooh, ^Gooh... And sew ^Ampatches on my ^Djeans

^DI dreamed I ^Amsaw my cowgirl^G housewife ^EmI was driving in my ^A7pickup though ^DL. A. ^DI wanna ^Amlove you all I ^Gcan, babe ^EmBefore I ^A7become an ^Dmold man

^Em7Southern Cali^Dfornia brings me ^Adown ^Em7Southern Cali^Dfornia brings me ^Adown ^Em7Southern Cali^Dfornia brings me ^Adown Oh, ^Fmaj7I need someplace to ^Cmaj7go ^Fmaj7Oh, North On^Cmaj7tario ^Fmaj7It's safer than ^Cmaj7Alabama ^FIt's safer than ^Goh, ^FOhi^Go ^GOh, ^Fohi^Go Ooh

^DGonna go home now ^AmWhere I can grow ^GWith the ^Emcowgirl of my ^A7dreams ^DI'm gonna stayed stoned now ^AmJust stare out my basement ^Gwindow and scream Aaah aaaah ^A7aaaah!

^Em7Southern Cali^Dfornia brings me ^Adown ^Em7Southern Cali^Dfornia brings me ^Adown ^Em7Southern Cali^Dfornia brings me ^Adown ^Em7.............^D..Gotta get away ^Anow

^Em7Southern Cali^Dfornia brings me ^Adown ^Em7Topanga Canyon ^Dfreaks, you won't see me a^Around no more