National Lampoon - Kung fu christmas

^Cmaj9Midnight in a ^Dm7/Gghetto street ^Cmaj9A desperate boy wants ^Dm7/Gsomething to eat ('Cause he's dead on his feet) To the ^Cmaj9man in the squad car, it's ^Dm7/Gjust his beat ^Em7(He don't ^Fmaj7care, he ^Fmaj9don't live ^Dm7/Gthere He lives in ^Cmaj9Queens Not Manhattan or the Bronx or ^Fmaj7Brook-^Em7lyn)^{Dm7 Cmaj9}A thief on the roof, a ^Dm7/Gmugger in the hall (Stick 'em up, Stick 'em up) ^Cmaj9A baby on the floor eating ^Dm7/Gpaint off the wall (How's he gonna grow tall?) ^Cmaj9But there's one time of year that ^Dm7/Gbrings joy to one and all (When ^Em7every ^Fmaj7race has a ^Fmaj9smile on its ^Dm7/Gface)

^Fmaj7Junkie on the corner, the ^G/Fpusher uptown ^Em7Digging the Yuletide, Santa's ^Amgetting down ^Fmaj7Holiday colors of ^G/Fred and green ^Em7Turkey's big and fat and the ^Amgangsta lean ^Fmaj7Numbers runner ^G/Fstops for a chat ^Em7The Apollo ^Amdoorman ^Fmaj7tips his hat and he says^Dm7/G: Have a Kung Fu ^Cmaj9Christmas Have a Kung Fu ^Fmaj7Christ^Emma-^Dm7as, ooh

^Cmaj9Living in the ghetto, you ^Dm7/Galways lose ^Cmaj9They'll shoot you for your socks, and they'll ^Dm7/Gstick you for your shoes When you're a ^Cmaj9super bad dude, you pay ^Dm7/Gsuper bad dues (Where ^Em7fear and ^Fmaj7strife is a ^Fmaj9way of ^Dm7/Glife) But there's a ^Cmaj9man coming today with ^Dm7/Glots of loot He's got a ^Cmaj9pimp-mo sleigh, a red and ^Dm7/Gwhite fur suit He's a ^Cmaj9Super Fly guy, and he's ^Dm7/Gawful cute (He's ^Em7about to ^Fmaj7arrive, bringing ^Fmaj9Jingle Bell ^Dm7/Gjive)

^Fmaj7Santa Claus making the ^G/FSoul Train scene ^Em7Slicking down his beard with ^AmAfro Sheen ^Fmaj7Eeny meeny and ^G/Fminey mo ^Em7Frost in your hair and ^Amsnow up your nose ^Fmaj7Diamond in the back, ^G/Ftrimmed with holly ^Em7My girls on the street and I'm ^Amfeeling jolly ^Fmaj7Christmas Eve's coming with the ^G/Flast-minute bustle ^Em7Santa tells the elves, "You'd better^Am do The Hustle"