National Lampoon - Highway toes

^A Hitching down the ^Efreeways of my ^Dsoulful moody ^Amind ^C Baby, why'd you treat me so ^Gunkind? ^G7 I'll ^Cmiss your paisley curtains and your ^Gmorning buttered ^Em7toast But my ^A7highway toes are thumbing to the ^Dcoast ^D7

^C Shooting up the highways on the ^Groadmap of my wrist ^CBaby, I've just scratched you off my ^Glist ^G7 I'll ^Cmiss your tie-dyed bedsheets and your ^Gpretty spearmint ^Em7mouth But my ^A7highway toes are thumbing me down ^Dsouth ^D7

^CFarewell, New York City, with your ^Gstreets that flash like strobes ^{G7 C}Farewell to Carolina where I ^A7left my frontal ^Dlobes ^D7

A^Clone but for my agent, a ^Gphotographer from Life A ^Cfilm crew and another pop stars ^Gwife ^{G7 C}Can't you hear them contracts calling, I'm too ^Gsensitive to ^Em7say And my ^A7highway toes are thumbing me ^Daway ^D7

^CFarewell, New York City, with your ^Gstreets that flash like strobes ^{G7 C}Farewell to Carolina where I ^A7left my frontal ^Dlobes ^D7