National Lampoon - Deteriorata

N.C.

You are a fluke of the universe. You have no right to be here. ^F#5Deterio^G5rat^F#a. ^F#Deterio^G5rat^F#a. G, D7sus4/G, G, D7sus4/G

^G Go placidly amid the noise and waste, ^D7sus4/G And remember what comfort there may be in owning ^Ca piece thereof. Avoid quiet and passive ^Ampersons, unless you are in need of sleep. ^D Rotate your tires. Speak ^Emglowingly of those greater than yourself, And heed well ^Ctheir advice, even though they be turkeys. ^D Know what to kiss, and when. ^Am Consider that two wrongs never make a rig^Emht,^Am but that three do. Wherever poss^Cible, put people on hold. Be comforted^D that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment, ^GAnd despite the changing fortunes of time, There is always a big ^D7sus4/Gfuture in computer maintenance.

You are a ^Ffluke of the u^Cniverse You have no r^Dight to be here And whether you can ^A#hear it or not, The ^Auniverse is ^Glaughing behind your b^Eack

^F Remember^C The Pueblo. Strive at ^Dall times to bend, fold, spindle, ^A#and mutilate. ^A Know yourself.^G If you need help, call the FB^EI. Exercise caution in your daily affairs, ^Gespecially with those persons closest to you - ^D7sus4/G That lemon on your left, for instance. ^C Be assured that a walk through the ocean of ^Ammost souls would scarcely get your feet wet. ^DFall not in love therefore. It will stick to your ^Emface. Gracefully surrender the things of youth: ^Cbirds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan. And^D let not the sands of time get in your lunch. ^Am Hire people with hooks. ^Em For a good time, ^Amcall 606-4311.^C Ask for Ken. Take heart in the bedeepening gloom that your ^Ddog is finally getting enough cheese. ^G And reflect that whatever misfortune may be your lot, It could on^D7sus4/Gly be worse in Milwaukee.

You are a ^Ffluke of the u^Cniverse (You are a fluke of the universe) You have no r^Dight to be here (You have no right to be here) And whether you can ^A#hear it or not, (And whether you can hear it or not) The ^Auniverse is ^Glaughing behind your b^Eack (The universe is laughing behind your back)

^F Therefore, ^Cmake peace with your god, Whatever you perceive him to b^De - hairy thunderer, or cosmic ^A#muffin. ^AWith all its hopes, dream^Gs, promises, and urban re^Enewal, The ^Eworld continues to deteriorate.

N.C.

Give up!

You are a ^Ffluke of the u^Cniverse You have no r^Dight to be here And whether you can ^A#hear it or not, The ^Auniverse is ^Glaughing behind your b^Eack (repeat to fade)