National Lampoon - Colorado

I'm ^Cstuck in ^C/Bthis old ^C/Acity now^C/G, where ^Fliving ^Gain't no ^Cfun Where ^Csteel and ^C/Bglass and ^C/Aconcrete ^C/Gcancel ^D/F#out the wind and ^Gsun And I'm ^Fthinking of last ^Gwinter now, when ^Cwe walked hand in ^Fhand In the ^Ctrails of the ^FColo^Grado ^CRockies

The ^Cwind sang ^C/Bus a ^C/Alulla^C/Gby, the ^Fsnow was ^Gthick as ^Ccream And ^Cici^C/Bcles were ^C/Achande^C/Gliers like ^D/F#crystals in a ^Gdream And the ^Fstreams were strips of ^Gdiamonds, and the ^Cfields were white as ^Fsnow And a ^Cbear ate all our ^Fsoybeans ^Gin the ^Cnight ^C7

^FOh, Colo^Grado's calling ^Cme From her ^Fhillsides and her ^Grivers, and her ^Cmesas and her ^Etrees When ^Fblizzards snap the ^Gpower lines, and ^Call the toilets ^Ffreeze In De^Ccember in the ^FColo^Grado ^CRockies

We had ^Ctime and ^C/Bspace and ^C/Afreedom^C/G, we had ^Flove and ^Gpeace to ^Cspare Though ^Cwe ran ^C/Bout of ^C/Athings to ^C/Gsmoke and ^D/F#say and eat and ^Gwear And the ^Fmorning of the ^Gavalanche, the ^Cyeti kidnapped ^FBlanche And he ^Ctook her to his ^Fcave up ^Gin the ^CRockies

^FOh, Colo^Grado's calling ^Cme From her ^Fglaciers and her ^Gcanyons, and her ^Cbadlands and r^Eavines And ^Finfectious hepa^Gtitis was ^Call that came to ^Fstay In Janu^Cary in the ^FColo^Grado ^CRockies

The ^Cbaby ^C/Bdidn't ^C/Adie un^C/Gtil we ^Fburned up ^Gall our ^Cwood Con^Csider^C/Bing we ^C/Aate her ^C/Graw, she ^D/F#tasted pretty ^Ggood And the ^Ffacsist health in^Gspectors dug us ^Cout and mailed us ^Fhome Ex^Ccept for Blanche, who ^Fwouldn't ^Gleave her ^Cmate

^FOh, Colo^Grado's calling ^Cme From her ^Fmountains and her ^Grivers, and her ^Cmeadows and her ^Etrees They ^Ftell me I'll be ^Gcured soon, thawed and ^Cready to re^Fturn When it's ^CApril in the ^FColo^Grado ^CRockies