Nanowar of Steel - And then i noticed that she was a gargoyle

Picking u^D#mp teens in a "Twilight" ch^Bat room Listening^C# to Adele on my ^F#own One day I^D#m met an attractive ^Blady Whose nick^C#name was Sharon S^D#mtone

We shared^D#m many common int^Berests E.g. ^C#Medieval arch^F#itecture So I took her^D#m out for a fancy ^Bdinner Her statuesque^C# beauty took my breath^D#m away.

And ^Bthen I noticed ^F#that she was a ^C#gargoyle I s^Bhould have checked the ^F#fine print long ^C#ago And ^Bthen I noticed ^F#that she was a ^C#gargoyl^G#e She was a ^Bmaniac, ^F#maniac and a ga^D#mrgoyle ^{B C# F# D#m B C# D#m}

How could you^D#m be such a retarded ^Bmoron? Didn't you ^C#check her profile b^F#efore? I just read^D#m MILF in the "about me" ^Bsection I didn't ^C#get that "M" stood for ^D#m"Monument"

Well, it's^D#m usual to fall in the ^Btrap Chat with a^C#n angel and go out with a^F# crap But^D#m tell me, what d'you mean by "^Bgargoyle" Was she ^C#wrinkly? Was she^D#m fat?

No! I'm ^Btelling you she^F# was a freaking ^C#gargoyle That ^Bthing you see on^F# Batman ^C#Begins She was e^Bxactly what you wo^F#uld see If you'd google ^C#"gargoyle^G#" And in^Bstead of boobs she ^F#got two black bricks of ^C#stone!

And t^Ehen he noticed ^Bthat she was a g^F#argoyle He thought her ^Eavatar was ^Bjust an ava^F#tar And t^Ehen he noticed ^Bthat she was a g^F#argoyle And I also ^Dhad to pay her ^Ecub to Notre ^F#Dame

But as I ^D#mdrove back home that ^Bnight Her tender ^C#snout still in my^F# eyes Left just c^D#monfusion in my ^Bmind Is it true ^C#love or is it just a ^D#mcrush on 12th century French sculpture?

And t^Bhen I noticed t^F#hat I like the ^C#gargoyles! I'll be j^Berking off on "^F#Batman Forev^C#er"! And n^Bow I notice tha^F#t I like the ga^C#rgoyle^G#s! 'Cause I got ^Bmaniac, ^F#maniac for g^D#margoyles!^{C# B} 'Cause I got ^Bmaniac, ^F#maniac for g^D#margoyles!^{C# Cm G#} 'Cause I got ^Bmaniac, ^C#maniac! I also like Rolling S^D#mtones