Muppets - Scrooge

When a ^C#mcold wind blows it ^Achills you ^C#mChills you ^Bto the ^C#mbone But there's ^Anothing in nature that ^C#mfreezes your heart Like ^Byears of ^Abeing ^C#malone

It p^C#maints you with ^Aindifference Like a ^C#mlady p^Baints with ^C#mrouge And the ^Aworst of the worst The most ^C#mhated and cursed Is the ^Bone that ^Awe call ^C#mScrooge (yeah) Un^Akind as any And the ^C#mwrath of many This is E^Bben^Aezer ^C#mScrooge

Oh, ^Ethere goes Mr. ^AHumbug ^EThere goes Mr. ^AGrim If they ^Egave a prize for ^Abein' mean the ^Ewinner would be ^Ahim Oh, ^AScroogey loves his ^Emoney 'Cause he ^F#mthinks it gives him ^Bpower If ^Ehe became a ^Aflavor you can^C#m bet he ^Bwould be ^Esour

^EThere goes Mr. ^ASkinflint ^EThere goes Mr. ^AGreed ^EThe undisputed ^Amaster of The ^Eunderhanded ^Adeed He ^Acharges folks a ^Efortune For his ^F#mdark and drafty ^Bhouses As ^Epoor folk live in ^Amisery It's ^C#meven w^Borse for ^Emouses

He ^Amust be so ^Elonely He ^Bmust be so ^Esad He ^Agoes to ^Eextremes To con^Bvince us he's ^Ebad He's ^Areally a ^Evictim of ^Bfear and of ^Epride Look ^Aclose and there ^Emust be a ^C#msweet man ^Binside.......Naaaah!

^EThere goes Mr. ^AOutrage ^EThere goes Mr. ^ASneer He ^Ehas no time for ^Afriends or fun His ^Eanger makes that ^Aclear Don't ^Aask him for a ^Efavor 'Cause his ^F#mnastiness i^Bncreases No ^Ecrust of bread for ^Athose in need No ^C#mcheeses ^Bfor us ^Emeeses

^EThere goes Mr. ^AHeartless ^EThere goes Mr. ^ACruel He ^Enever gives He ^Aonly takes He ^Elets this hunger ^Arule If ^Abein' mean's a ^Eway of life you ^F#mpractice and ^Brehearse Then a^Ell that work is ^Apaying off 'Cause ^C#mScrooge is ^Bgetting ^Eworse

^EEvery day In ^Aevery way ^C#mScrooge is ^Bgetting ^Eworse